Blake Lively Is A Naughty School Girl

Posted By: Shawn On: October 30, 2008
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Here’s what I got from Shawn. You do your best to figure out what the hell he’s been up to… because I really could care less.

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:58 AM
To: Meghan
Subject:

I woke up this morning and had no idea where I was. Normally when this happens it takes me a few minutes to get my bearings and I can pinpoint the most important details of the previous night and form some solid idea of where I am and what I am doing there. No such luck on this AM. Nothing that was in the room or on the furniture was mine. There was a military ID from some girl I had never met, a half-full box of Ecto-Cooler and a few bottles of pills. No one was in the room with me. After a few beats, I realized that I was in some sort of hotel room. I got up, fully dressed already, and made my way into the main room. Nothing. No sign of life anywhere. I don’t even hear any cars driving by or any random noise outside that would lead me to believe that other people besides me where still alive. Did I just miss the rapture? Was I wrong about religion and spirituality? I busted out the front door and a sign that read clear as day ‘Radisson’ gave me a clue — clearly I spent the night in a Radisson Hotel. I was far from home, in a town called Yeehaw Junction, and I couldn’t find my car. I don’t know what else to tell you. More to follow when I figure it all out.

Here are some pics of Blake Lively doing some promos for her show. I’m digging the outfit… I think I have that same skirt in my ’special’ drawer. Click my links or I’ll hunt you down and violate you with a screwdriver.

With Love, Meg

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Blake Lively Is Hot On The Set Of Gossip Girl

Posted By: Shawn On: July 29, 2008
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There was an earthquake in California today. It was a 5.4 magnatude quake and our West Coast editor Dick felt it like a champion in Los Angeles. He said people were going bananas at his office and women and children were crying. Dick wasn’t crying but I bet he tried to pick up some of the whiny bitches that surrounded him. While all this was going on, some chick not far away from Dick posted the following message on her Twitter account.

I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room!

That is, quite possibly the greatest response to an earthquake that I have ever heard. I linked it in the post below but you bastards love to ignore my links and I had to share it. I’ll see if I can get some more details about the quake from Dick. It was the worst quake Los Angeles has seen in more than 15 years. As for our vagina quake friend, she’s taking well to her newfound Internet fame. Check out these photos of Blake Lively looking drop dead sexy on the set of Gossip Girl and meet me here tomorrow. Same time, same place, bitches.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

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Blake Lively Is Looking Leggy On Gossip Girl

Posted By: Shawn On: June 20, 2008
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The Internet is a funny thing. It allows people who, in their real lives, are friendless vagabonds with no sense of humor or life experiences worth speaking of to become instantly relevant with a douchebag comment or criticism of something that they themselves could never do or would never attempt. If these people met you in a real life circumstance, they would be too cowardly to say anything even close to the aggressive stance they take online. They will say that women who would never sleep with them are ugly, things that they can’t afford are cheap and anything creative is lame. The Internet is full of assbags. I hate them all and I hope you aren’t one of them. Blake Lively probably hates them too. Almost as much as I hate her silly TV show ‘Gossip Girl’. Oh damn, am I one of those assbags now? Check out her sexy ass legs in these photos snapped this morning.

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Blake Lively Does Her Sexiest Cab Exit Routine

Posted By: Shawn On: June 19, 2008
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So apparently Gossip Girl is like the hottest show ever except for the fact that no one ever watches it. I don’t get it, the lead character played by Blake Lively is supposed to be a gossip blogger who gets wasted at social events and then kisses and tells. I’ve been doing that for a million plus years and I don’t have my own TV show. And even if I did have a TV show it wouldn’t be like Gossip Girl. It would be called Death Face and everyone would have guns and there would be lots of explosions and blood. Ratings gold. Gossip girl doesn’t have any guns or explosions but it does have Blake Lively and I guess that’s pretty good. Here she is at Tortilla Flats in New York City on Tuesday looking delicious. Blake gives us a decent shot at the whole package as she exits a cab and prepares to get hammered. Enjoy the pictures and tell a friend.