Posted By: Shawn On: August 26, 2008
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I have no idea who this Danielle Lloyd chick is. I don’t really care to be honest. She’s got a decent body…nothing I’d turn lesbian for…but hot enough to be seen out with. I have this one friend, who is average looking, but always dresses really, really slutty. She’s that chick that all the guys want because she’s just above their level so they all hit on her. I love going out with her because she picks up all the drunk guys for us and convinces them to buy us drinks. The really drunk ones always go for her, and if they’ve succeeded in getting her drunk, she usually obliges with some back seat hand action at least. It’s fun to watch her in action. She goes out knowing full well that she will get hammered and end the night with some dude’s junk either in her face or hands. Check out Danielle Lloyd in some poolside in some orange bikini and click the hell outta my links. It’s been fun, but I’m out.

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It looks like somebody kicked Kelly Osbourne’s ass
Uma Thurman hits the beach with her man and no clothes
Rihanna looks like a real bitch on the set of some music video
What the hell is going on with this Asian and Ramen Noodles?
Let’s take another look at Katy Perry’s 32 D boobies

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 24, 2008
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It’s been a successful weekend. By successful, I mean I haven’t vomited on myself or embarrassed myself in front of a large crowd - at least not that I can remember. I was pretty floored on Friday night and these girls who work for Absolute Vodka were all over me. Just as I began to envision a wild Absolute-fueled orgy, they left and didn’t even say goodbye. Bitches. Then, at the bar I was at, there was a fat old dude with white hair that arrived at about 10:30PM and danced non-stop until the place closed at 5:00AM. Dude, that’s six and a half hours of dancing. He was either on a crazy old guy meth kick or he is bringing ecstasy back like it’s 1999. I was moments away from asking him where I could get some ‘beans‘ when I saw a hot brunette wander into the men’s bathroom. Huge rack, nice face - the whole package. I asked her what the hell she was doing in the men’s bathroom and she looked all confused. I offered to buy her a shot of Tequila and we’ve were solid drunk until she left my apartment about 15 minutes ago. Check out my links while I clean up the mess.

Leona Lewis sings at the Olympics with Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Donal Trump is a douche but he sure knows lots of hot chicks
One of the guys from KC and Jojo passes out on stage
Old ass Madonna in lingerie performing old songs is not hot anymore
I am so disturbed by these High School Musical bikini photos

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Tags: Audrina Patridge, Bikini

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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Adele Silva. She’s the same age as me. She’s single. She’s British so she has that sexy accent. She’s like the perfect storm of hottest and exactly what I have in mind for tonight. If I wake up tomorrow to tea and crumpets with a bitch who looks remotely like this I’ll consider it a good night. It won’t happen like that though, that’s just too perfect. I’ll end up shooting tequila until dawn and some fat chick with a mole will offer to blow me in the back of her VW Rabbit and I’ll accept. Then, ashamed of what I’ve just done, I’ll go home, eat 7 pancakes and take a nap. I guess it could be worse, right? Check out these snaps of English actress Adele Silva in a bikini with her awesome body.

This is one of the reasons why I avoid the library at all costs
I guess it would be best if I died some time this year
Venessa Hudgens likes to flash her underwear from some reason
Quick!! Look!! Two kinda-maybe-a-little famous people are kissing
The dude who touched Terry Hatcher’s goods is dead

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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Since it’s pouring rain outside and the power will go out at any minute, instead of telling you a funny story, here is some info on the chick in the thong.

Nina Morić (born July 27, 1976) is a Croatian model.

She was born in Zagreb, and at first was studying to be a lawyer until she turned to modeling. She won the title of Miss Croatia and also won the Elite Look of the Year modeling competition. While working in Los Angeles, she was cast in Ricky Martin’s hit music video, Livin’ La Vida Loca.

After a stint in America, she moved to Italy and became well known there, continuing her modeling and working on television

I went to the beach with a girl one time and she took off her towel and I noticed she was wearing a G-string. I’ve never seen so many guys caught looking at her ass in my entire life. She clearly did it just for the attention but it made her ass a nice golden brown chicken nugget color.

Here’s some more delicious shots of Jessica Simpson’s rack
It’s OK, She’s A Lesbian: Rapper Da Brat is going to jail for two years
If Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to go nude, she can email me now
MTV wants a Britney Breakdown so bad they’re giving awards away
Real World Bitches in lingerie with ninja swords = movie

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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This is starting to blossom into a fantastic day. First of all, it’s Friday. To make things better, I was just thinking how hungry I was and how some breakfast would be key right now when I remember that I’m retarded and I had a bagel with cream cheese in my pocket. Yeah, that’s right, I keep breakfast in my pockets because I get drunk and forget things. I’m sort of a genius on the Rain Man level where I can do certain things really good but overall I am retarded. Who cares if you can memorize a phone book if you can’t remember to tie your shoes? Just down south of me, in a pool that should be drained so I can swim naked in the water, Jessica Simpson is looking hot. Nick ‘I’m not relevant anymore’ Lachey must hate to look and these and remember how he used to use this chick like a sexual playground. I bet he was a motorboatin’ fool with those massive boobs Jessica Simpson is rocking. I would eat her alive. Enjoy these photos of Jessica Simpson, her boobs and a strange hat and click my links.

Rihanna’s shoes look like something from that Mad Max movie
Michael Phelps wins 8 gold medals, proceeds to steal girlfriends
Definitive proof that all of the Spice Girls are total sluts
Reese Witherspoon is getting really, really fat these days
Everybody and their mother is singing on some Cancer song

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 20, 2008
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Giovanna Ewbank is some famous Spanish TV star. She is hot. We don’t need to know much more about her. Spanish chicks are always sexy for some reason. I have dated a lot of chicks in the last six or seven years but the most amazing ones, in bed at least, have been Spanish. Not from Spain, per say, but Venezuela, Domican Republic and other Spanish-speaking countries. There always very attentive and motherly and they are freaks between the sheets. I remember several of them offering to bring other girls in the bed as well. Your lesson of the day is as follows. If you find a nice, attractive, Spanish girl, keep her as long as you can and be sure to experiment sexually. You will thank me later. If I could get my hands on Giovanna Ewbank this day would go by quite a bit faster. Enjoy these photos and click my links.

Nice: Check out Britney Spears’ body in these beach shots
Amanda Beard and Michael Phelps aren’t banging and she’s a bitch
Are You Kidding Me?: The girls from Friday Night Lights are so hot
Jailbait: Olympic Hotties(?) Shawn Johnson is only 16-years-old
Kim Kardashian shows off that giant ass in some short shorts

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 19, 2008
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It’s crazy ass hell outside right now. I’ve been drinking all morning and I was going to take the day off from posting due to the Tropical Storm drilling my ass right now but I figured I’d drop in two posts real quick. Looking out the window all I can see is a big ass puddle. The roads look like rivers and no one is driving. There isn’t any real damage but there are branches and piles of debris everywhere. A lot of the local stores are closed but that bar that I went to last night is still open. I think I might go back there and hang out in the elements after I finish these two posts. I hear there was a tornado out west that really beat the ass out of a barn or something. That and some dude in Fort Lauderdale was trying to kite surf in the storm and he ended up in critical condition. What a jackass. Anyhow, check out these photos of Kate Beckinsale in a bikini hanging out in Cabo San Lucas and then click my links.

Lilly Allen punched some bitch in the face like the disaster she is
Audrina shows off her spectacular rack in a bikini again
Here’s an awesome gallery of terrible tattoos that I liked
This is another reason why I will never, ever get married
The latest viral ad that everyone will talk about has arrived

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Tags: Bikini, Kate Beckinsale

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