Posted By: Shawn
On: July 24, 2008
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In my apartment complex there’s a woman who looks exactly like Anna Kournikova. She is the only one who uses the tennis courts in our neighborhood. I don’t know if she’s purposefully trying to look and act like Annam but she’s doing a bang up job regardless. The dude who she plays tennis with is super intense. He’s like Irina Viner with a wang over there and he’s constantly screaming at her when I’m walking the dog or just generally spying on her. I think from time to time that it might be a smooth move to bust on to the court and kick his ass for being rude to her. Then, I would pick her up and whisk her away to my inflatable bed and my broken television that are sure to leave a solid impression on her. In reality she probably likes the guy and they make rough tennis player love when they’re all done practicing but these are my dreams and reality will not win. Check out these behind-the-scenes snaps of Anna Kournikova’s FHM shoot and click my links.

Lindsay Price wins hottest chick of the day award. It means nothing.
Quick! Look! It’s Jessica Simpson’s ass in New York City
Don’t worry, everyone still hates Katherine Heigl this week
Amy Winehouse looks like she’s on the right track. Just kidding.
Tim Burton cast this Australian super model hottie in a movie
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Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers
Tags: Anna Kournikova, Behind the Scenes
Posted By: Shawn
On: June 10, 2008
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This behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Megan Fox FHM shoot is quite possibly the sexiest thing I have seen since I first discovered women. I was unaware that she could actually speak until I watched the video below. I posted it here in case this world ends in a nuclear holocaust and there is any debate over the matter. Whoever that guy is whose job it is to basically sit next to the bed and make sure she looks hot is my idol. Taylor Hicks can kiss my ass, this guy is the real deal. I would do that job for minimum wage and I would totally play pocket poll the entire time. It would be amazing.
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Someone tell Lily Allen to stop blogging effective immediately
Tons of famous people were at the Lakers game last night
Heidi Klum is pretty hot and I would like her to nurse me to health
Halle Berry’s breast make me want to crawl back in the womb
Petra Nemcova looks pretty amazing in some of these photos
Posted in:
Daily Eye Candy
Tags: Behind the Scenes, FHM, megan fox
Posted By: Shawn
On: June 5, 2008
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I know, I know everyone and their brother is posting these photos today and I almost avoided posting them altogether until I found a behind-the-scenes video of this trampathon to spice things up. The Pussycat Dolls are filming their new video for ‘When I Grow Up’ and they all look pretty grown up to me. I mean, seriously, look at those boobs. The crazy thing about this group is that no one actually sings live so essentially they are a bunch of strippers who refuse to get completely naked. The lack of talent is almost astounding. Still, a lot of good skin in these photos. Anyhow, enjoy these hookers frolicking around on some sort of prostitute jungle gym and come see me again tomorrow bitches.
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More photos of the Pussycat Dolls shoot with Britney Spears
Stop The Presses: Paris Hilton might not be pregnant
Penelope Cruz has a really hot ass in her short shorts
Whoever the hell Abigale Clancy is, she has a great body
Even more Pussycat Doll photos - complete with crotch shot
Posted in:
I See Your Boobs
Tags: Behind the Scenes, Pussycat Dolls
