Karolina Kurkova Is Almost Naked On The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: September 25, 2008
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I just found out that I am going to have to come into work at 8:15am from now on. I’m supposed to be here at 8:30am…I actually get here around 9:00am. It’s a special system that I have worked out called, “Screw you. I stay late every day. If I don’t get here until 9:00 then I don’t get here until 9:00am.” My boss loves it. Needless to say, this has all changed because I have this stupid meeting every single freaking day. I am going to start taking the Office Space approach where I will bring in fish and gut them on my desk, knock down walls (which will be interesting considering I have an office with actual walls), and just all around not do work anymore. This is going to be great. Now click my anti-work links so I can plot the demise of this building. Oh yea…here’s some pics of Karolina Kurkova on the beach looking hot.

With Love, Meg

There’s something about Amandine that I can’t figure out
I don’t care what you say, I want this chick
Should she spit or swallow?
The Keely Hazell 2009 lingerie calendar should be on my wall
Weird and huge boobs — my kind of chick

Posted in: I See Your Boobs

Tags: beach, body, Karolina Kurkova, Sideboob

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Marla Maples Is Working Out On The Beach Again

Posted By: Shawn On: August 14, 2008
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We get it. You’re doing the whole Billy Blanks work out on the beach gimmick. Congratulations on your body. You’ve managed to keep yourself from looking like the dinosaur that you are. Then again, you did have sex with Donald Trump and, for me, that makes you about as good as a trash bag full of bedpan drainage. If all goes well, next time you’re on the beach working out, a private jet with no one onboard other than Donald Trump and Osama bin Laden will crash directly into your face and you will die. I know that sounds harsh but I think it would be worth it to get rid of Donald Trump. Check out these photos of Marla Maples doing some random kick boxing with some random kick boxing guy that she’s probably banging on the side and then click my links.

Hi there, Selma Blair, you’re almost as hot as your were in ‘Storytelling’
Mischa Barton’s dog is most certainly not as gay as this dude
Did Lindsay Lohan’s little sister already get a Lohan boob job?
Big Black from ‘Rob and Big’ finally shows off his girlfriend
Will someone please give DMX a reality show like pronto?

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: beach, Marla Maples

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Phoebe Price Does A Cartwheel On The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: June 22, 2008
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Whenever I write about Phoebe Price or post her pictures I have to explain who she is. No one knows what her purpose is or why she is famous. At this point, I no longer care if she has a career or if she is even relevant because I like these pictures. Phoebe Price is clearly an attention whore and I am glad to give her the attention. That’s the purpose of this website and I’m not doing my job if I don’t post these photos of her looking like a complete ass doing a cartwheel for no reason. So here we are, on a Sunday when I may or may not die by lightening strike at any minute, looking at these photos together. I’ll post some more famous people doing stupid things in the links below. You should click them.