Posted By: Shawn On: October 14, 2008
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Audrina Patridge is the sexy girl from The Hills that I always post. For some reason, probably because she’s hot and she can, she decided to go skinny dipping on the latest episode. God bless her heart. And her boobs. They are delicious and I would have spent hours hiding in the bushes for nothing more than a peek. Enjoy these photos as you imagine your face smashed up against her juggs. Then, click my links or instantly contract MRSA. Google it, dummy.

Here’s video of the Audrina Patridge skinny dipping incident. You should watch.
I don’t know who this chick is, but she looks kinda weird
Kelly Brooke is hot and you would definitely bang her
I can pretty much see Rihanna’s boobs from this angle
Katy Perry looks really hot in Blender Magazine this month

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 13, 2008
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Audrina Patridge is a complete moron. I don’t think she’s ever said anything on ‘The Hills’ that made me think ‘oh, that wasn’t so dumb’ but her intelligence doesn’t matter. One look at the spread in next month’s Maxim Magazine and she could be mute for all I care. Enjoy these photos of Audrina Patridge in a bikini for the millionth time and I will open my first beer of the day.

Halle Berry tends to set off alarms with her super hotness powers
Denise Richards has the same exact man ass that I have
Kristen Bell is some really hot blond from a new show
Ashley Scott is some semi-famous person who signs boobs
That High School Musical kid is still pretending that he isn’t gay

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 30, 2008
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I would have sex with them both right now.

Whoa! Someone went a little overboard on the botox!
It seems like everyone goes to the beach except for me
No, THIS is the worst job ever. Yours is just dandy.
Wow! Pornos are getting pretty techy these days.
Let’s face it, we’d all bang the hell out of Sienna Miller

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 4, 2008
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I’ve made my way back to the couch at this point and I have a bunch of Michelob’s to keep me company. I stumbled upon these photos of Audrina Patridge and because she’s the only chick on The Hills that I actually like, I figured I’d post ‘em. I’m looking forward to the start of the NFL season tonight and I think I’ll have to figure out a way to the bar eventually. My roommate is a big Giants fan so I’ll bet a few hundred bucks against them just to piss him off. Speaking of pissed off, there was some dude at the bar with his friends last night that was getting wasted after his wife cheated on him. Like, as in, he caught her banging another dude and then called his friends to get away from the scene and pound some drinks. He was miserable. Then, the drunker he got, the more he wanted to go back and kick that dude’s ass who was banging his girl. He was about to leave and do just that when he fell off his bar stool and got kicked out. Sucks to be him. Check out these Audrina Patridge snaps and leave me alone.

If you can’t get enough of Mrs. Patridge, you might enjoy these as well
OMFG: That cop is totally going to shoot Jennifer Aniston. Awesome.
Jen Sterger, you have no clue what you do to me…
Hey, let’s get creative with sensor bars. Everyone wins.
Ashlee Simpson is the new Grimace and I would still hit it

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 24, 2008
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It’s been a successful weekend. By successful, I mean I haven’t vomited on myself or embarrassed myself in front of a large crowd - at least not that I can remember. I was pretty floored on Friday night and these girls who work for Absolute Vodka were all over me. Just as I began to envision a wild Absolute-fueled orgy, they left and didn’t even say goodbye. Bitches. Then, at the bar I was at, there was a fat old dude with white hair that arrived at about 10:30PM and danced non-stop until the place closed at 5:00AM. Dude, that’s six and a half hours of dancing. He was either on a crazy old guy meth kick or he is bringing ecstasy back like it’s 1999. I was moments away from asking him where I could get some ‘beans‘ when I saw a hot brunette wander into the men’s bathroom. Huge rack, nice face - the whole package. I asked her what the hell she was doing in the men’s bathroom and she looked all confused. I offered to buy her a shot of Tequila and we’ve were solid drunk until she left my apartment about 15 minutes ago. Check out my links while I clean up the mess.

Leona Lewis sings at the Olympics with Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Donal Trump is a douche but he sure knows lots of hot chicks
One of the guys from KC and Jojo passes out on stage
Old ass Madonna in lingerie performing old songs is not hot anymore
I am so disturbed by these High School Musical bikini photos

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 14, 2008
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These photos give me hope. If Audrina Patridge will run suntan lotion on a midget than it’s not a huge leap to think she might give me a handjob. Midgets are creepy little people with creepy little hands and I know this from experience. The two smallest midget twins in the world used to live near me. In fact, they were friends of the family. They would always ride around on little scooters and appear in creepy TV commercials. They both had big normal-sized wives and cars and kids and everything. Rumor has it they even had normal-sized wangs but I’m not buying the hype on that one. Anyhow, I figure if one of those little guys with their little fingers and toes can get some Audrina action there’s a decent chance that I can as well. Enjoy these pictures of Audrina Patridge from The Hills with her tiny new boyfriend and click my giant links.

Christina Aguilera wears the same exact thing every day
Kid Rock is going to be performing at the 2008 MTV VMA’s
I think Batman might get away with beating up his family
Oasis is all set to premiere a new song tomorrow sometime
Sophia Bush is so smoking hot in these candid photos

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 31, 2008
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I just heard that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are even closer than before. Earlier, they were downtown at some of my favorite restaurants like Rocco’s Tacos on Clematis street. Now, they’re literally right around the block shopping. I’m wondering if I should head over there now to mess with them or wait until I’m backstage tonight? Probably best to wait. This meeting will be much more comical with me completely hammered and trying to grab Paris Hilton’s boobs. I’ve already hung out with both of the Good Charlotte guys and I know I could kick their asses. Those two are like 5 feet 6 inches tall or something. I’m not saying I’m a bad ass but I’m certainly bigger than them. I’ll give you bastards a full report tomorrow. It’s time to start drinking. Heavily. Here are some new pictures of Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini.

Jessica Alba’s boobs are massive and she’s no wearing a bra
Did I already post these Jennifer Aniston pokies photos today?
Jodie Marsh is pretty much naked in this photo
Take Two: Jodie Marsh even closer with her boobs dangling
Jamie Lynn will give birth to another Spears bastard soon

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