Posted By: Shawn On: November 3, 2008
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I just gave the guy across the hall some left over Halloween chocolate. I put Colon Blow into it prior to throwing the thing into his office at which point he picked it up, thanked me and ate it. (Before you think gross thoughts about me owning Colon Blow, bear with me. We stock pile practical jokes in my department to mess with people while they are on vacation. This is one of those stock piled jokes that I’ve been secretly holding onto for a while now.) I owed him. He put a fart machine under my chair. Payback’s a bitch.

With Love, Meg

Moron.
Devil sheep
Oldie but a goodie
No idea who… just hot.

Posted in: Fashion Statements, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Carmen Electra, Halloween, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 26, 2008
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I have an insane schedule today. I’m heading out in a bit to some crazy contest with hot chicks then I have to go to some other event and then to a club. I’ve been up since 5:15 this morning and I’m already exhausted so maybe some drinks will wake me up. My hopes are to meet an attractive, young, skinny chick with giant boobs who is impressed by my demeanor so I can bring her drunken self back to my inflatable mattress for a rendezvous of epic proportions. I’m headed for this bar called The Square Grouper which takes it’s name from a bail of marijuana that washed up on the shore some years ago. The chicks there are always hammered and some of them are not only hot, they’re also quite rich. There will be a bunch of bands there as well but I’ve never heard of any of them so I don’t really care. If I can find an Aubrey O’Day look-a-like in the crowd tonight, all will be well. Wish me luck and pay me back by clicking my links.

Cisco Adler is pouring beer on some random chick’s boobs
Blake Lively always looks hot. Today is no exception.
Brooke Burns is looking mighty fine and you should hit it

Perez Hilton has a song and it is the worst song ever recorded

Posted in: I See Your Boobs, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Danity Kane

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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What up, bitches? It’s Meg, I’m back and ready to host your SFW daily porn. I have to work at some bar tonight…something about recruiting hot chicks to be a spokes model. They picked me to work the event because the guys at work think “hot chicks can attract hot chicks.” You know what I think? I think they are getting a kick out of me walking up to these scantly clad, big boobed, drunk ass chicks and trying to take pictures of them. I’ll be totally honest, it is a funny sight, however cruel I lead them to believe they are being. Whatever. Visit me at the bar, buy me a drink and maybe I can set you up with one of those chicks. Oh, here are some random pics of Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane topless. Awesome. Now click my links because I’m in control and I like it.

With Love, Meg

That’s enough, John Mayer…seriously…go away.
I can totally see Mischa Barton’s nipple. Sweet.
Something bad just happened to Lindsay Lohan’s face
Best. Motorboat. Ever.
I want to touch, and lick, and kiss and…uhh….

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Topless

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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Aubrey O’Day is from Danity Kane and she’s hot so we have to pay attention when she shows her boobs - albeit only a section of her boobs today. I’m totally ready to hit the bar and get this weekend started. The mission at hand; to get as drunk as humanly possible and bring home a strange hottie from the bar. The club I get paid to visit on Friday’s is stocked pretty well with skinny, hot chicks with huge boobs and, in the dark, that’s about all I need. I can already tell you how tomorrow will go. It’s going to be like every other Saturday this year. I wake up at some random girl’s house and try to avoid small talk as I wash my mouth out with toothpaste in her bathroom and make sure she doesn’t have an prescriptions for STD’s lying around. Then, I grab my shoes (I always leave my socks behind for some reason) and head for the door - never to see said chick again. Hopefully this one won’t be fat and ugly but you never know. I’ll give you a full report tomorrow.

Whoa Momma: Heidi Klum is pretty nasty looking without any makeup
Why in the hell would you arrest some good Ninja vigilantes?
So Cool: Jay Leno drives a tank just for the fun of it
Whoa Momma X2: Could this slut really be Michael Phelps’ mom?
The top 10 essential places to have sex before you die. Virgin.

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Danity Kane

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 29, 2008
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Last night, for the first time in what seems like forever, I actually paid to see a movie. I used to watch the X-Files when it was on TV and sometimes I would think Gillian Anderson was pretty hot. Plus, the show was always decent. There was usually a good story line and it left you guessing the entire episode.The movie, not so much. It was probably one of the worst flicks I’ve seen in the past few years. I guess that explains the complete and total failure at the box office. There was one cool part where this psychic guy led Skully and Molder to a sheet of ice with lots of dead people underneath. Then, another where people were being sawed into pieces. Other than that, it was crap. Go see Stepbrothers instead - it was pretty funny. Enjoy these pictures of Aubrey O’Day, the hottie from Danity Kane, promoting some clothing line you don’t care about and showing off some amazing sideboob. Then click my links or you’ll get Cancer.

Brooke Hogan is still a total slut and this video proves it
Butters Is Pissed: As of this moment, all Bennigan’s restaurants are closed
Gillian Anderson is looking pretty frumpy at The Late Show
Audrina Patridge hates all of her roommates and so do I
R. Kelly’s entire album has leaked and it’s completely ridiculous

Posted in: I See Your Boobs, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Sideboob

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 2, 2008
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It’s a little known fact that my links are actually the stars of this show. Normally, they live all the way down at the end of the post after my drunken ramblings that you probably don’t read. If you click my links I can guarantee that you will be on the cutting edge of whatever it is we do here at Vanity Spy. Sometimes the links are not what you think they would be because I like to pretend that I’m creative and I give them bizarre titles. Those links never get any clicks. Aubrey O’Day is flicking you the bird for two reasons. One, you don’t click my links and you haven’t told your friends about this joyous website. Two, your staring at her boobs and she wants to pretend she’s not a whore. The truth is, she is a whore and so are all of the other bitches in Danity Kane. That’s why I want to sleep with them.

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant so you don’t have to wear protection
Rapper T.I. screams at some fan for daring to ask him a question
Seriously, Kate Hudson doesn’t even pretend to have boobs
Jackie T’s boobs may be fake but they are still delicious
Kristy Morgan is smoking hot and she does it with Tila Tequilla

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Danity Kane

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