Kim Kardashian Still Has A Giant Ass

Posted By: Shawn On: September 24, 2008
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I have a solid feeling that something is drastically wrong with Kim Kardashian’s boobs. She must be glad that the focus is always on her ass. You see, I, like three other people, watched the Kim Kardashian sex tape which was almost impossible to watch. The camera kept going back and forth and the dude got more exposure than she did. Also, she kept something covering her boobs at all times. Why would a chick with an enormous rack cover her boobs during a porn shoot if they weren’t absolutely terrible looking? Even her ass was not that good without jeans covering it. She is one of those random chicks that is hotter when she is wearing clothes. I can’t believe I just said that. Anyhow, let’s take a peak at her ass and then click some links.

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Stephanie Strong is looking pretty tasty and I like…

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Shot From The Back

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is In Spandex Pants

Posted By: Shawn On: September 19, 2008
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I wonder sometimes, what exactly does someone like Kim Kardashian do on a daily basis? It’s not like she works at a Wal-Mart and slides her time card every morning. Her job is, I’m guessing, to stay on the radar and continue to make herself relevant enough for the supermarket tabloids. I would be really good at this if I was famous because I either end up sleeping with a fat chick or vomiting in the bushes several times per week. Thing is, I wouldn’t be bothered by the bad press and I wouldn’t go all Steve-O on you and run off to rehab and post messages on my MySpace page. I don’t even have a MySpace page. What I’m saying here is it might be a good idea for you to email this link around to everyone you know so I can be famous enough to get paid for throwing up on fat chicks near bushes. I’ll split half of the profits with you bastards, I promise. Click my links or you will die in the next 24 hours.

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Some Harry Potter chick is sucking on an ice cream cone
Audrina Patridge and her giant boobs are moving out of the house
Kate Middleton is pretty hot even though I don’t know her
That chick from the Pussycat Dolls is lookin’ pretty hot today

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Shot From The Back

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Jessica Simpson Wants To Show You Her Ass

Posted By: Shawn On: September 11, 2008
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There’s this guy I know who really wants to be a comedian and he loves testing his jokes out on me. The only problem with this scenario is the fact that he isn’t even the slightest bit funny. I don’t even pretend to think that his jokes are good. In fact, most times I tell him straight to his face — that wasn’t funny assbag. One time he got so mad he tried to punch me. I guess I should have said up front, his name is Dave and he’s a narcoleptic. That last part, the whole narcoleptic bit — now that’s funny. I went to Chili’s with him one time and he passed out on his quesadillas. I was laughing my ass off until the hot chick bartender came over and said ‘umm, I think that might be burning him because it’s really hot’. Dave had the perfect imprint of a quesadilla slice on his right cheek for five days solid. His mom has the same thing and she said that it’s some weird genetic disorder that she got from her dad or something. The awesome part about it is I can see it coming from a mile away but he can’t. He’ll get real quiet (which is noticeable because normally he won’t shut up) and start staring off into space. Sometimes I’ll move my drink over so it hits him when he falls asleep. It’s awesome. Anyhow, Dave isn’t funny when he’s trying to be funny. So, Dave, if you’re reading this, please stop telling me your dumb ass jokes. You suck. Hey! Check out Jessica Simpson’s ass!

Kayne West has a new song called ‘lockdown’ plus he’s in jail right now
Awesome: Dania Ramerez is showing off some super cleavage at a party
This chick almost makes me WANT to run out of gas tonight
Seriously, what the hell happened to Nicole Richie’s gigantic boobs?
Hot UK pop stars dancing on poles and looking sexy just for you

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I Can See Paris Hilton’s Hot Ass In Some Club

Posted By: Shawn On: August 12, 2008
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I went to one of those ‘lingerie parties’ once. You know, the type that chicks usually go to alone and then they all stock up on vibrators and sexy clothes. Well I just so happened to be along for the ride and I got to watch eight hot girls try out slutty products and outfits. Most of these girls were the lady in public/whore in the bedroom type and they would never actually wear the outfits outside of their bedrooms. Though there was this one chick Mary who invited me over for drinks and asked me to help her move some things and then answered the door in the outfit that she had bought. It was one of those French maid getups which I don’t like because French maids are usually pretty ugly. Anyhow, I used to think she was really hot and I was all gung-ho about it until I followed her in and saw a tiny city of moles on her back. The girl was literally covered in moles from head to toe. She had an amazing rack but touching her body was like reading braille. It was disgusting. So, anyhow, after I nailed her and drank all of her beer I dipped without helping her move. I don’t help mole-y people. Hey, check out Paris Hilton’s ass!

Britney Spears is talking again and she’s bound to say dumb things
Olympics Action: Some chick slipped a nip during a water polo match
Never Fear: Tucker Max is still a complete douchebag
Who Is She?: Marcela Mar has a hard time hiding her boobs
Beyond Jail Bait: Selena Gomez in a bikini lookin’ like she’s 12

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Pamela Anderson Flashes Some Ass For Fun

Posted By: Shawn On: July 9, 2008
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I’m starving. Not starving in the true sense of the word, like an Ethiopian with flies around his belly who’s so hungry that he can’t actually eat, but just hungry. I’d love to say that I’m going to eat something healthy that will get me on the fast track to fitness but God knows I’m going to hit up a Sonic or something and stuff my face. I almost can’t imagine the pressure on someone like Pamela Anderson to remain fit for so many years. She has to constantly monitor her food intake so she doesn’t get fat. If Pamela Anderson gains ten pounds, it’s all over. The checks stop flowing in, the Playboy offers dry up, she’d be lucky to even get another sex tape offer. Stay on your game Pam, you’ve got enough problems with your face falling apart as you get older. These photos are from a press conference that everyone ignored yesterday where Pamela Anderson discussed her upcoming appearance on Big Brother. Try to pretend like you actually care…

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These photos of Brigitte Nielsen are sure to make you vomit