Posted By: Shawn On: July 21, 2008
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It’s no secret that I like chicks with tattoos. From time to time, when she’s not looking like a clown, I think Kat Von D is one of the sexiest ladies in Los Angeles. So it’s not a turn off to me that Elliot Spitzer’s hooker friend, Ashlee Dupre, has a few tattoos. What I do have a problem with, however, is how incredibly lame they are. The tattoo above her goods is the most obvious so let’s make fun of that one. My crack staff has determined that the above crotch ink says something close to ‘tutela valui‘ which is Italian (we think) for Protect & Value. Clearly she has placed a value on her goods, a value which Elliot Spitzer, among other clients, I presume, paid in full. Clearly she doesn’t protect her goods very closely as she has put them on display for the world to see in an Internet porno flick. So in the end, Ashlee Dupre neither protects nor values her vagina but she still manages to look pretty sexy in a bikini. Enjoy the photos and my links below.

The Motherload: Jessica Simpson may have a sex tape floating around
Not The Motherload: A-Rod and Madonna may also have a sex tape
Hayden Panettiere’s ass is banging (see: looks good) in this sexy outfit
Phoebe Price has so many freckles that it almost looks interesting
Fergie’s ass is looking damn pretty sweet in these short-shorts

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Ashlee Dupre, Bikini

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 14, 2008
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Posted in: I See Your Boobs, I See Your Goods

Tags: Ashlee Dupre, Sex Tape

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