Posted By: Shawn
On: July 24, 2008
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In my apartment complex there’s a woman who looks exactly like Anna Kournikova. She is the only one who uses the tennis courts in our neighborhood. I don’t know if she’s purposefully trying to look and act like Annam but she’s doing a bang up job regardless. The dude who she plays tennis with is super intense. He’s like Irina Viner with a wang over there and he’s constantly screaming at her when I’m walking the dog or just generally spying on her. I think from time to time that it might be a smooth move to bust on to the court and kick his ass for being rude to her. Then, I would pick her up and whisk her away to my inflatable bed and my broken television that are sure to leave a solid impression on her. In reality she probably likes the guy and they make rough tennis player love when they’re all done practicing but these are my dreams and reality will not win. Check out these behind-the-scenes snaps of Anna Kournikova’s FHM shoot and click my links.

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Tags: Anna Kournikova, Behind the Scenes
