Ana Ivanovic Is A Hot Tennis Chick In A Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: July 23, 2008
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So I just got back after what seems like the longest doctors appointment ever. Then again, I guess any doctors appointment would seem like forever after ignoring all doctors from A to Z for the past twelve years. I was told that both my heart and lungs look OK for some guy who has been abusing his body since age 13. My doctor was so good and so thorough that it was borderline annoying. She informed me that I was nothing less than crazy and that I should forget my mother’s diagnosis and take some pills, then relax. Taking those pills seemed like a good idea until I started typing this entry. I apologize in advance for all typos. I will get the results of my blood test tomorrow and I’ll fill you in on the details but it appears my problems are mostly inside my head. Let’s jump outside that retarded head for a split second and check out these photos of Ana Ivanovic on vacation in Spain. She’s wearing a hot bikini and click my links.

Lisa Marie Presley has a shame. You should read about that shame.
Another tennis player, her name is Anna, and she’s incredibly sexy.
Oh No!: Tell me Lindsay Lohan didn’t break up with that other chick
Hey there Miley Cyrus, too bad you’re not old enough to whatever
Sophie Monk should make everyone think twice about cheating

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Ana Ivanovic Is On The Cover Of FHM In August

Posted By: Shawn On: July 6, 2008
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The cookout was a success and I’m pretty tanked at this point. That chick Samantha was wasted and she was falling all over me for a few hours. Then, it descended into a bizarre circle of girls gathered around me begging me to make fun of them. Apparently I am quite good at this and, for some even more bizarre reason, they enjoyed it. Samantha brought her friend from work who looks like one of those hot chicks from the exercise infomercials. What I’m saying is, she was hot in that cheesy 80’s-type way. I was planning on trying to coax her into coming back to my place but she was so hammered she could barely form a coherent sentence. She gave me her phone number but I think it may have an extra digit or two. Now I’m sitting on my porch watching two hot chicks play tennis as the sun goes down and I see these photos of Ana Ivanovic in the August edition of FHM. Ana comes off as a little uptight in these photos and I’m not seeing too much skin but her face is hot and I would do her. Enjoy these photos of Ana Ivanovic in FHM and I’ll see you bastards tomorrow.

Tara Reid’s body should be declared an official disaster area
Jennie Garth is still looking hot on the set of the new 90210
Rapper T.I. plays a concert at a church and humps some female fan
Lame: Britney Spears is on a boat but she isn’t wearing a bikini
Lots of hot chicks to oogle at the official Hills cast party