Adriana Lima Is Hot In Black And White

Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Office space is pretty cramped these days. They had to stick this other chick in the same room with me and she’s terrible. She’s like an ugly, stiff doll that came to life and then lost it’s personality. Because I’m crazy, I tend to pick up small items and click them around to occupy my time. This apparently pisses her off and breaks her concentration as she listens to Rush Limbaugh. (Seriously, what late-twenties chick listens to Rush Limbaugh?) She usually taps me on my shoulder and asks me if I would ‘mind stopping’ whatever the hell I was doing at that time. Then I just stare back at her and think about how fun it would be to pound her face in with a brick. If she touches me one more time, we’re going to have a body on our hands. Will someone Google ‘how to get rid of a dead annoying bitch’ for me? Much appreciated. Where were we? Oh yes, check out Adriana Lima! She is pretty hot!

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Tags: Adriana Lima, Sexy

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Adriana Lima Opts To Leave The Bra Behind

Posted By: Shawn On: June 13, 2008
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Get this, despite the title of one of my earlier links, this chick claims to be a virgin. Please tell me how a 27-year-old Victoria Secret model could possibly be a virgin. She is now, as of last night, engaged to be married to some Serbian basketball player named Marko Jaric who plays for the Timberwolves. Homeboy is 6 ft 6 inches tall and God knows he’s probably packing a crane downstairs. If Adriana Lima really is a virgin then she’s in for a rude awakening. Still, I don’t believe her for a second. I’m 27-years-old and I don’t know a single person my age that is a virgin. Hell, I don’t know a single person period that’s still a virgin. Except for maybe that one guy who delivers Wing Zone to my house and that’s only because I don’t see it as physically possible due to that fact that he’s 500lbs and that fat ass actually makes me walk downstairs to get the food because it’s ‘hard for him to get out of his Camry’. I didn’t tell your fat ass to buy a sub-compact car buddy. Next time you’re making the journey up the stairs Charles. Anyhow, enjoy these photos of Adriana Lima wandering around Manhattan yesterday.

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Tags: Adriana Lima, Pokies

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Adriana Lima Topless In Elle

Posted By: Shawn On: May 30, 2008
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Adriana Lima is the one of the hottest Brazilian supermodels out there. She’s worked with Victoria Secret and Maybelline and she speaks three languages. Imagine that! You could have her say dirty things in three different languages. Awesome. Her birthday is June 12 so you better get your celebrity birthday stalker gifts ready. I normally send her elaborate collages that I spend hours making in my mothers basement. The bitch has yet to respond. A simple ‘thank you’ would suffice. Check out the rest of her Italian Elle spread below.