Posted By: Shawn
On: August 22, 2008
Commented on 1 times
Adele Silva. She’s the same age as me. She’s single. She’s British so she has that sexy accent. She’s like the perfect storm of hottest and exactly what I have in mind for tonight. If I wake up tomorrow to tea and crumpets with a bitch who looks remotely like this I’ll consider it a good night. It won’t happen like that though, that’s just too perfect. I’ll end up shooting tequila until dawn and some fat chick with a mole will offer to blow me in the back of her VW Rabbit and I’ll accept. Then, ashamed of what I’ve just done, I’ll go home, eat 7 pancakes and take a nap. I guess it could be worse, right? Check out these snaps of English actress Adele Silva in a bikini with her awesome body.

This is one of the reasons why I avoid the library at all costs
I guess it would be best if I died some time this year
Venessa Hudgens likes to flash her underwear from some reason
Quick!! Look!! Two kinda-maybe-a-little famous people are kissing
The dude who touched Terry Hatcher’s goods is dead
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Tags: Adele Silva, Bikini
