Chloe Sevigny is one of those chicks that wears the thick black framed glasses, sits alone at lunch in the corner with a book and has no idea what mascara is. The jocks totally made fun of her in gym class and she always wore those uber-baggy clothes. When you get her in a bikini, she’s actually one of the hot chicks in disguise. Yup. That’s what Chloe is. Now she’s in that bikini… so enjoy it or something.

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I will beat you like the red headed step child that was the result of a rape if you don’t click these links because I haven’t given you any yet today and if you don’t you will show me how much of an ungrateful bastard you really are.

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I’d pay to stare at her naked
She’s hotter when she shoots a gun
She’s dating a douche
Heeelllooooo, boobies.
Pretty cool, dude.

I always go to the wrong bars. This amazing fashion show happened a mere 3 miles from my house and what was I doing instead? I was laying in bed like a lame-ass. Enjoy the pics of the show I missed.

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Candy + 32DD = Amazing.

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I have watched three full seasons of The Office over the past three weeks. Marissa Miller looks weird. She doesn’t have any lips and her fake tan is too orange.
That’s what she said.

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There is this outdoor place that claims it “snows” every night. Umm, I live in West Palm. Is this possible? I am so confused. I thought the planet was suffering from global warming. Now it’s snowing in Palm Beach. I will investigate and get back to you. In the meantime, look at these hot almost naked chicks from Victoria’s Secret and click my links.

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I love body paint
Crack kills
Katt Williams is insane
AIDS cured
Pervert

All these hot chicks were in Miami this weekend in bikinis and Kim Kardashian was no exception It’s effing freezing in south Florida right now. Just means their nipples are hard. Awesome.

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I had a lunch meeting today with this guy that had a crazy snaggle tooth… and he ordered spinach dip. The rest of the meeting played out like that talking stain commercial from the Super Bowl. Stacy Keibler is in a bikini.

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If You Seek Amy = F.*.C.K. Me
I thought he would look like a crispy french fry
Another ugly lesbian came out
She thinks she’s famous
Kim Kardashian is in a bikini, too

I went to a dive bar last night. As I’m sitting there, this skinny dude wearing a wife beater tank top (with some weird brown stain on the front) and rocking a bright red (think kool-aid) weird hair cut was making an ass out of himself. I lost sight of him for a few minutes only to have him pop back up in the parking lot, flirting with a whale while sitting on this bike that was a mere half step up from a dirt bike. I really was hoping he would get somewhere with this girl because I was dying to take their pic on the bike as they drove away. That’s front page reddit stuff. Sarah Palin is a GILF and I wish she had been in office so that we had some sort of eye candy. Biden isn’t cutting it at all.

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Lindsay Lohan attacked
It’s no “dick in a box”
Alicia Keys is doable
Slow motion lady bug
Carmen Electra in Playboy at 36

There is a reason your wife never got her shape back after she popped a few out. She was never a super model. She will never be a super model. You aren’t hot enough to get a super model. Oh well. Keep moving forward.

With Love, Meg

Why are you reading this? There are pictures of a supermodel topless above and below what you are reading. Stop reading this. No. Seriously, quit it. Give it a rest, already! Good lord, you must never get any action. Nerd.

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I’d motorboat that every night if I were a lesbian.

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This is Penelope Cruz’ sister or something. Monica is hotter. I don’t care today so deal with it.

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Jodie Marsh kissed a “girl” and you like it.

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jodie6

Go see Role Models.

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Funny.
Awesome.
Slutty.
Crazy.
Weird.