Posted By: Shawn On: July 29, 2008
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Last night, for the first time in what seems like forever, I actually paid to see a movie. I used to watch the X-Files when it was on TV and sometimes I would think Gillian Anderson was pretty hot. Plus, the show was always decent. There was usually a good story line and it left you guessing the entire episode.The movie, not so much. It was probably one of the worst flicks I’ve seen in the past few years. I guess that explains the complete and total failure at the box office. There was one cool part where this psychic guy led Skully and Molder to a sheet of ice with lots of dead people underneath. Then, another where people were being sawed into pieces. Other than that, it was crap. Go see Stepbrothers instead - it was pretty funny. Enjoy these pictures of Aubrey O’Day, the hottie from Danity Kane, promoting some clothing line you don’t care about and showing off some amazing sideboob. Then click my links or you’ll get Cancer.

Brooke Hogan is still a total slut and this video proves it
Butters Is Pissed: As of this moment, all Bennigan’s restaurants are closed
Gillian Anderson is looking pretty frumpy at The Late Show
Audrina Patridge hates all of her roommates and so do I
R. Kelly’s entire album has leaked and it’s completely ridiculous

Posted in: I See Your Boobs, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Sideboob

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 15, 2008
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Back when I used to have cable television, you know, before the bastard company that serves my apartment building decided to close shop, I would watch Seinfeld all the time. It’s a hilarious show and more than anything, it’s familiar. You can turn on the television to any of the 5,000 channels making the rounds these days and you’re bound to see Seinfeld eventually. And there it is, in all of it’s glory, with Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine, Kramer and my all time favorite, George Castanza. They were like good friends to me and their jokes saved me from many a hangover. I feel that same exact way about Lindsay Lohan’s vagina. I’ve seen it a million times but every time a snapshot, sneak peek or super flash hits the net I just have to look. Lohan is still filming that movie that no one will watch called ‘Labor Pains’ and the wind was on our side between scenes today.

So Hot: Megan Fox is every nerd’s ultimate fantasy in these new photos
Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t wearing any makeup and I am really scared
What the hell is Uma Thurman doing in these bikini photos?
Brooke Hogan and her father’s girlfriend are almost twins
Denise Richards chases paparazzi guys with no top on

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, upskirt

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 9, 2008
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I’m starving. Not starving in the true sense of the word, like an Ethiopian with flies around his belly who’s so hungry that he can’t actually eat, but just hungry. I’d love to say that I’m going to eat something healthy that will get me on the fast track to fitness but God knows I’m going to hit up a Sonic or something and stuff my face. I almost can’t imagine the pressure on someone like Pamela Anderson to remain fit for so many years. She has to constantly monitor her food intake so she doesn’t get fat. If Pamela Anderson gains ten pounds, it’s all over. The checks stop flowing in, the Playboy offers dry up, she’d be lucky to even get another sex tape offer. Stay on your game Pam, you’ve got enough problems with your face falling apart as you get older. These photos are from a press conference that everyone ignored yesterday where Pamela Anderson discussed her upcoming appearance on Big Brother. Try to pretend like you actually care…

Because It’s Tuesday: Amy Winehouse is absolutely wasted once again
Cheryl Cole is hot and for some unknown reason she is famous
Rihanna gets paid $50,000 to get wasted for 2 hours at a club
So Close: David Lee Roth almost died because of nuts in his mouth
These photos of Brigitte Nielsen are sure to make you vomit

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: ass, pamela anderson

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 4, 2008
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I’m watching the History Channel right now and there’s a special on for the 4th of July that is all about Civil War reenactments. All I can think about is how awesome it would be to sign up for one of the biggest reenactments and the come loaded for bare with live ammunition. Everyone would be pretending to shoot or get shot and play things out exactly as they happened in the past and I’d bust out a weapon that wasn’t created for another 250 years and start shooting people for real. It’s not that I want to kill these people it’s just that I’d love to see the look on their faces as things got real, real fast. I would crank it up a notch farther and bust out a rocket launcher or something and watch people run like the wind. Then, I would go to jail forever after writing one last epic post on Vanity Spy about my ordeal. It would be awesome. Halle Berry finally put on something sexy for some photoshoot that she’s working on and some other guy snapped these photos. If you look real hard you can see things that you’re not supposed to see. Good luck.

One of those Girls Aloud chicks might become a total lesbian
Not Interested: You can buy a piece of Britney Spears if you want
Jay-Z had a party. People were there. You were not there. Loser.
Here is an amazing celebrity sideboob collection for the 4th of July
Gwen Stefani is talking but I’m just staring at her fine pregnant ass

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Halle Berry, See-Thru

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Posted By: Shawn On: June 26, 2008
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She was Drew Lachey’s dancing partner on Dancing With The Stars one season and Emmit Smith’s the next. Cheryl Burke is just as slutty in her personal life as she is with her on-screen dance partners. She’s been in Stuff and Maxim and probably a lot of dude’s basements as well. What’s her nationality, you say? Filipino, Russian and Irish, I answer. Look, she’s hot enough to grace the pages of Vanity Spy but this hooker is a flash in the pan. If she wasn’t flashing her crotch no one would have a clue who the hell she was. So tell all your friends today was the day you saw Cheryl Burke’s crotch for the third time and send this link off to ten of your friends… or you will die in the next 24 hours. Hey, it worked for a bunch of other rich Internet guys, I thought I’d give it a shot. I’m off to get floored. Thanks for the crotch shot, Cheryl. Now go kill yourself.

Quick, Somebody Tell Him: Heather Mills has a new boyfriend who clearly doesn’t read
I hate Dave Matthews and I’m really glad that he can’t dance
The Dark Knight is going to make Heath Ledger… oh, never mind
I like Ashley Tisdale because I think she is really hot and so do you
People are saying Wall-E is gay but he like girls and they lie

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Cheryl Burke, Crotch Shot, Dancing With The Stars

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Posted By: Shawn On: June 22, 2008
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I spent the last three or so hours completely reinstalling Windows Vista on a laptop that isn’t even three months old yet so I am not in the greatest mood. I thought a solution to my misery would be a few stiff drinks but I ended up spilling my vodka and applejuice all over the keyboard of my desktop computer which is now broken as well. I’m pretty much a disaster right now as I am too drunk to drive down the street to Best Buy and get a new keyboard, powersupply and laptop. I’m back on my old computer and I’m amazed it still works but I don’t want to talk about that too much for fear of jinxing myself. Juliette Lewis is even more of a mess than I am right now. She’s come a long way since National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and most of it has been downhill. Maybe there was something in the air yesterday in Malibu because she wasn’t far from Phoebe Price. I’m really pissed off about this whole laptop thing.

Rachel Ray is getting really fat off those Thirty Minute Meals she cooks
More Phoebe Price dance-monkey-dance stuff - now with ice cream
What in the name of God is wrong with Courtney Love?
Larry Birkhead bought Anna Nicole Smith’s lingerie at an auction
Amy Winehouse is still totally dying from Emphysema you guys

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Crazy, Juliette Lewis

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Posted By: Shawn On: June 19, 2008
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That sloppy ass belongs to Karolina Kurkova and if you make your way through that disaster area you call your house and into your bathroom - you will find her there. Karolina is a Victoria’s Secret model and she stunned the crowds in Brazil yesterday when she walked down the runway looking like she just worked an all-you-can-eat buffet. Seriously, she looks truck stop sloppy in these photos. Her body parts are all over the place. People were throwing up everywhere. It was like that scene in Family Guy where everyone drank ipecac and the room filled up with vomit. Karolina Kurkova’s job is being a model so you can file this appearance under FAIL. If I was a professional baseball player and I came to practice with no arms I would be fired immediately. Victoria’s Secret should stop selling defective thongs and fire this bitch ASAP.

Take a look at Dalia and you will not regret this particular click
Emmanuelle Chriqui throws out the first pitch at the LA Dodgers game
Kristen Cavallari shows off her cleavage at the Much Music Awards
The only thing I can see in this photo is Rachel Zoe’s head
Mario Lopez is probably the biggest douchebag in the entire world

Posted in: Wardrobe Malfunction, What A Jackass

Tags: Karolina Kurkova, Victoria's Secret

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