Remember When Shannon Elizabeth Was Hot?

Posted By: Shawn On: June 17, 2008
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Shannon Elizabeth’s topless scene in American Pie was epic. She was seriously just wandering around with her boobs out, pretending to masturbate and all kinds of other sexy things. She’s 34-years-old these days and I’m not so sure that she’s hot anymore. I’ll admit, as I always do, I’d sleep with her in a flash and brag about it to you bastards immediately afterwards but she’s certainly gone downhill. Sometimes you freaks get mad when I mock a chick like Shannon Elizabeth so I’ll open this one up to a Vanity Spy Hot Test and you can have your say in the poll below. Then check out the rest of the photos of Shannon eating some fries at a restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday in desperate need of makeup.

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Gisele Bundchen isn’t wearing any pants in this GQ cover shoot
Billy Ray Cyrus can’t stop talking about his teen daughter’s boobs
Kristen Bell is lookin’ mighty fine in this FHM UK photo spread
Tara Reid is still just as skanky as she ever was
SNL star Kristen Wiig has a seriously disgusting face problem

Posted in: Vanity Spy Hot Test, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: American Pie, Celebrities Eating, Shannon Elizabeth

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Rachael Leigh Cook - Vanity Spy Hot Test

Posted By: Shawn On: June 13, 2008
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Rachael Leigh Cook is still in all kinds of movies these days, just none that I actually watch. I heard her voice the other night on Robot Chicken and it made me think about ‘She’s All That’ and ‘Josie and the Pussycats’ and wonder if she’s as hot as I think she is. She doesn’t have huge boobs, great legs, an amazing body or anything like that but there’s something very attractive about her to me. The best way to test out the hotness level of a girl like this is to throw her to the wolves. Thus, we have a brand new Vanity Spy Hot Test candidate on this lovely Friday. So what do you think? Is she hot or not?

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Posted in: Vanity Spy Hot Test

Tags: Hot Test, Rachael Leigh Cook

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Hayley Williams - Vanity Spy Hot Test

Posted By: Shawn On: June 9, 2008
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I’m not sure whether Hayley William, lead singer of rock band Paramore, is hot or if she’s ugly as hell. Though she looks young as hell, she’s actually 19-years-old which makes her fair game for this poll. Her life is just as chaotic as any of the pop-tart Hollywood hookers you see here on Vanity Spy every day. She’s got a crazy ex-stepfather who is selling all of her stuff on EBay and there’s been rumors that she was pregnant. Her band broke up for a little bit after those pregnancy rumors and she never got any larger so either they were fake or she went the old coat hanger route. Either way, her fate is now in your hands.

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Tags: Hayley Williams, Hot Test

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Alanis Morissette - Vanity Spy Hot Test

Posted By: Shawn On: June 5, 2008
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Alanis Morissette is trying to make a comeback with her new album ‘Flavors of Entanglement’ which comes out in just a few days. Her record label released these photos where she’s pretending to be sexy today and I don’t know what to make of them. I liked Alanis when she was feisty. I assume that’s when she was banging Dave Coulier - the douche from Full House. Since then she’s been getting laid a lot and she’s pretty relaxed. So, I figured I’d throw it to you bastards. What do you think? Alanis Morissette - Does she pass the Vanity Spy hot test?