Adriana Lima Is Hot In Black And White

Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Office space is pretty cramped these days. They had to stick this other chick in the same room with me and she’s terrible. She’s like an ugly, stiff doll that came to life and then lost it’s personality. Because I’m crazy, I tend to pick up small items and click them around to occupy my time. This apparently pisses her off and breaks her concentration as she listens to Rush Limbaugh. (Seriously, what late-twenties chick listens to Rush Limbaugh?) She usually taps me on my shoulder and asks me if I would ‘mind stopping’ whatever the hell I was doing at that time. Then I just stare back at her and think about how fun it would be to pound her face in with a brick. If she touches me one more time, we’re going to have a body on our hands. Will someone Google ‘how to get rid of a dead annoying bitch’ for me? Much appreciated. Where were we? Oh yes, check out Adriana Lima! She is pretty hot!

Eva Mendez is almost hotter than the Spanish chick I stalk
Spike is launching some random show called PG Porn and it’s weird
Which girl in Girls Aloud would you like to bang? I want them all.
Carmen Electra is doing something and we should all watch
And now… a story about the World’s Biggest Douchebag.

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Tags: Adriana Lima, Sexy

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Jennifer Ellison Is In Some Calendar Shoot

Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Jennifer Ellison is hot. This conversation is over. Links.

I had no idea that 50 Cent was still alive. He has a new song.
Britney’s little slutty sister could possibly be pregnant again.
The new Fall Out Boy video is actually really funny. Strange.
Weird Al is back. Does anyone really care anymore?
Beyonce is a police officer in a video for a stolen song

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Tags: Jennifer Ellison, Sexy

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Kendra Wilkinson Is In A Tight White Dress

Posted By: Shawn On: October 7, 2008
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I don’t get this whole Girls Next Door thing. It seems like it was a pretty bad idea for Hugh Hefner. Playboy got some decent publicity out of it but the magazine is still floundering. Hefner seems to have lost all control of his girlfriends and everyone on the planet knows he’s definitely not banging them. In fact, Hefner is weird these days, he gets in limos and goes to fast food joints so townies can oogle his eye candy and then he can go home for a mid-afternoon nap. Hell, if Larry Flint wasn’t all handicapped he’d probably make for a better reality show than Hef. The sad thing is, the King of Playboy is probably going to die soon. But before he dies, his ex-bitches will be sure to make him look bad by banging losers like Cris Angel. Enjoy these snaps of Kendra Wilkinson and click my links.

Halle Berry has an amazing rack and I want to bone her
Nicolette Sheridan is looking pretty sexy in some black bikini
More action from those hookers in The Hills makes me happy
Jennifer Kohut is so hot I would keep her in a cage under my bed
Britney Spears looks hot on the set of the Womanizer video

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Tags: Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson

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Torrie Wilson Is That Other WWE Hottie

Posted By: Shawn On: October 6, 2008
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Yesterday I did something I haven’t done in a long time — I spent the entire day sober. Don’t fret, this isn’t an attempt by your humble correspondent to quit the drink, I merely wanted to see what it was like. No real surprise, I was completely bored and confused about where my life is heading. Don’t get me wrong, I love confusion. It’s the mapped out life of purpose and intent that gives me the willies. It’s strange, you know, to think about what I do every day. When someone says, ‘hey what should we do today?’ my response is ‘[random event] and then we’ll hit the bar’ or, better yet, ‘let’s hit the bar at [random event]‘. Liquor seems to make life fun and interesting and life without it seems a bit dull. It ends frustrations and covers up feeling of sadness and betrayal. I am well aware that all of the above are blatant signs of alcoholism but I’m not sure I care. It’s Monday, a bland Monday, a slow Monday and I am disconnected. Enjoy Torrie Wilson, that other hottie from the WWE who never gets any press and I’ll try to get my feet on the ground again.

Lauren Conrad is pissed off because she is a whore in public
Kimbo Slice got knocked out by a guy with pink hair too fast
Two more years until your Miley Cyrus dreams aren’t creepy
Leryn Franco is pretty hot and I would gladly sleep with her
Britney Spears is driving a go-cart for some random reason

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Tags: Torrie Wilson, WWE

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Sophie Monk Is Wearing Daisy Dukes

Posted By: Shawn On: October 4, 2008
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Call the search party off, I found Shawn. Well… I didn’t actually see Shawn, I just heard him. He hosts some lame party at some lame club sometimes and I was there last night. I heard him on the mic, but I never actually pinned him down. The bartender said she saw him at one point in the corner doing body shots. That’s when I gave up. I don’t ever wanna see his pale body and the poor girl that had to touch it. On the flip side, if he was doing body shots off some chick… good for him. Although he probably has some weird disease and she got it just to make out with a party host. Gross. I bet when she woke up this morning, with the light of day showing the truth about her night, she regretted her friends dragging her to the club. Poor thing. Girls are gullible and Shawn has a gay-dar for easy chicks. At least he’s good at something. Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk to get you through the day. Enjoy them while I take a nap and click my links while you’re at it. Thanks!

With Love, Meg

There are no words to describe her
Drunk chicks are hot
I think I own these panties
Vanessa Hudgens has camel toe
The Juice ain’t loose no more

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Tags: Legs, Sophie Monk

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Lucy Pinder Likes To Eat Ramen Noodles

Posted By: Shawn On: October 2, 2008
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I have no idea who this chick is. Porn star? Perhaps. Nude model? Perhaps. Annoying large breasted? Yes. Either way, I’m sure you know her, since she’s promoting some noodle thing I’m going to post these pics because, let’s be honest, we’ve all enjoyed noodles at one time. Ramen noodles were a staple part of my diet for a few years. I had this Mylasian roommate for a while. He would put anything and everything in his noodles. I didn’t get it. I’m talking weird stuff. Ketchup, bar-b-q sauce, mustard… relish came up once or twice. He would come home drunk from the bar and eat the gross combinations like he’d never had a meal in his life. I recall (I was drunk, so this could very well be something I made up) one time he put one of those blocks of cream cheese into the cup, stirred it up so the hunk of creamy-ness melted and ate cream cheese & ramen noodle soup. Gross. I’d much rather watch Lucy Pinder eat ramen noodles.
Click my links, please. Side note: I still haven’t seen Shawn around.

With Love, Meg

Paris is trying to sing again
Sarah Palin has some major ‘talent’
You can justify nudity if it’s for charity, right?
German cartoons are stupid
Umm…there’s something in your crotch