The Ikki Twins Are Reality TV Slut Bags

Posted By: Shawn On: January 5, 2009
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I got into a fight with my sister while I was home for break. She’s short and fat and she sat on top of me with her fat butt and cracked my left rib. I’m sitting in a stupid meeting right now and I’m dying. I can’t sit in any comfortable position. I can’t breathe. The Ikki Twins are useless.

With Love, Meg

Your vagina has teeth?!
I can see Kate’s nipple
Kelly Brook’s crotch
Tila Tequila opens her mouth too much
Wohoo!

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Tags: cleavage, Sexy, The Ikki Twins

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Fergie’s Ugly Face Parties At LAVO

Posted By: Shawn On: January 2, 2009
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Shawn is back, which means that I won’t be writing on Vanity Spy like I used to. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s that I’m sick and tired of picking up the slack for him. In fact, I’m tired of picking up the slack for a lot of people. Meghan’s New Year’s Resolution - Stop picking up the slack for the slackers. Done and done. Here is Fergie. She is ugly. Happy New Year.

With Love, Meg

Why isn’t she topless again?
Oh hai there, butter-face.
Thank god I missed this
Nipples!
Yup. I’d do her.

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Jessica Alba Is A Complete Hooker Face

Posted By: Shawn On: December 3, 2008
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I have a Chewbacca fathead on my wall. It’s not that I am a fan of Star Wars or anything, but it was free and I had limited choices. I just noticed that one my my interns drew a wiener onto it. Bastards.

With Love, Meg

50 Sexiest Moments of 2008
Douche with a ’stache
Hairy Pits
Proposition 8 - the musical
Amy Wino is boring me now

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Tags: Jessica Alba

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Danielle Lloyd Likes Guinness Beer

Posted By: Shawn On: November 11, 2008
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My mom sent me a package in the mail. It’s one of those giant tins of popcorn and pretzels and stuff. Since there’s no other food in my house, I am eating the entire thing in one sitting. I think this is a pretty amazing feat and I am proud to brag about it. So far, the cheesy popcorn is the best. White cheddar is also pretty good. There are some peanuts in here, but I am not going to touch them because I saw a little bug crawling around in the nutty area. I hope your lunch/dinner is a little bit better than mine. I’ll just wash it down with a whole bunch of beer, like Danielle Lloyd.

With Love, Meg

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Tags: Beer, Danielle Lloyd

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Keeley Hazell Likes Trucks And Video Games

Posted By: Shawn On: November 7, 2008
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It’s my day off and I’m in the office. WTF. I’m not staying here any longer than I have to… soooo… links, boobs, video games. Happy freaking Friday.

With Love, Meg

Song. Listen.
Olga Kurylenko. Look.
Britney. Watch.
Soup Nazi. Eat.
Boobies. Touch.

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Tags: Boobies, Keeley Hazell, Leggy, Video Games

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Katie Price Is A Pink Two-Face

Posted By: Shawn On: October 29, 2008
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Katie Price is useless. Now she’s useless in pink. Her hair is weird. I’m wearing pink today, too. She’s wearing two outfits. If she’s supposed to be this two-face thing, why isn’t her face painted? She looks fat. I wish I could see more cleavage. I want to go home. I need a drink. Is it Friday yet? Oh, I have some links down there… look at that… it’s like 5 little stories within a crappy story about a two-faced fat weirdo that is trying very hard to maximize on her last three minutes of useless fame. LINKS. STAT.

With Love, Meg

Turn off the sound. It’s better that way.
Black and white is always sexy
Janice Dickinson hate the paparazzi
Selma Blair looks hot in Daisy Dukes
I want these panties