Britney Spears Is Looking Damn Fine

Posted By: Shawn On: January 28, 2009
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Coffee Cleavage

Posted By: Shawn On: January 21, 2009
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Aubrey O’Day Is Useless Without Cleavage

Posted By: Shawn On: January 6, 2009
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Aubrey O’Day doesn’t have Diddy. She doesn’t have Danity Kane. She doesn’t have a boyfriend. She doesn’t have money. All that Aubrey O’Day has is a dog and a nice set of boobs. I don’t really care about the dog. My conclusion - Aubrey O’Day is useless without cleavage.

With Love, Meg

Bikinis!
Everything gives women orgasms. wtf?
Emotions are stupid
Boobies
Yup. That’s it.

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Tila Tequila Likes To Kiss Girls And It’s Cool

Posted By: Shawn On: January 5, 2009
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Last night there was some pipe that burst on the corner of my street. The entire street was flooded. The city people spent a good few hours banging away at the cement and it did nothing other than make a whole bunch of noise. When the banging stopped (that’s what she said) I took a peep out my window. There was about 8 homeless dudes taking a bath. I bet if Tila Tequila were there she would’ve gotten in the middle a made out with them all. That, I would not like to see… her lesbian kisses, however, I would like to see; so, Tila, keep it up.

With Love, Meg

I would pay that much for her
You won’t get your eyesight back after this one
Pregnant cleavage rules
AnnaLynne McCord Says “Go Deep. No, Deeper! I Said Deeper!”
Jennifer Aniston should live in this forever

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Lindsay Lohan Tries On Bras And Underwear

Posted By: Shawn On: December 29, 2008
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I’m back, bitches. Barely. I actually drank about a quart of moonshine last night so my head feels like it was bombarded by two by fours for an elongated period of time. In other news, there’s something bizarrely hot about Lindsay Lohan holding bras and underwear and I think these images will get me though the first part of my Monday. Here’s to hoping your week started out better than mine.

Don’t cheat on your wife… bad things will happen. Real bad.
More pictures of Katy Perry doing her thing in a green bikini in Mexico
Did Kelly Rolland get implants? Here she is rocking a yellow bikini
Even famous lesbians cry sometimes. They must be people too.
Some new chick from The Hills has a new TV show tonight. Semi hot.