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Brooke Burke Is The Hottest MILF Ever

Posted By: Shawn On: January 27, 2009
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Jessica Simpson Is Getting All Sorts Of Fat

Posted By: Shawn On: January 26, 2009
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Kiera Knightley Is Alive And At The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: January 21, 2009
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Vivica Fox Looks Good For Being So Old

Posted By: Shawn On: January 15, 2009
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I have too much to do today and really don’t have time to spend wasting away typing some lame story for you that you don’t read anyway because you’re a pervert and it’s disgusting. Vivica Fox is old.

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Tyra Banks Has Fat Girl Cleavage

Posted By: Shawn On: January 13, 2009
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Tyra Banks got fat. When a hot chick gets fat, they usually get big boobs. Yup. Tyra has even bigger boobs. Motorboat?

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Not so hot
He totally got fired
Intense
Oopsie…
This isn’t nudity, right?

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Mischa Barton Is Moronic On The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: January 8, 2009
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Someone run over to Mischa’s house, knock on her door, drop the paper bag pile of dog poo you had collected previously from your neighbor’s yard, light it on fire and run like hell. Also, tell her that no one cares about her. Thanks.

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Lesbians talk!
Old dudes with hot chicks
Red carpet cleavage
Nike
Stars go potty, too

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Carmen Electra Is Getting Old But Still Hot

Posted By: Shawn On: January 7, 2009
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I’ve watched tv all day in my office. My interns watched with me. It was amazing. Carmen Electra is annoying, old and played out. Ummm, but she’s still doable.

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