Posted By: Shawn On: October 10, 2008
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Sometimes you have to bow out gracefully. Carmen Electra is not getting that point. Bitch did like one TV show back in the 90’s, banged Prince and appeared as a sideshow act with big boobs in every ‘Scary Move’ in the past 12 years and somehow people still follow her. I won’t lie, she’s hot. But she’s really, really short and I don’t think that she would be as hot in person. Plus, she’s starting to get older like Jenny McCarthy (both were on MTV’s Singled Out (Remember that!(Those were the days(Before MTV went ALL REALITY(Oh Crap!(I’m stuck in parentheses!(Busting out now)))))) and no one likes an old, ratty ex-hottie. Dave Navarro scooped up the last piece of good stuff there.

Ciara takes it all off for Vibe Magazine…
SNL is trying to remain relevant but I don’t watch anymore
Anna Farris is still looking hot for some movie no one saw
Audrina Patridge gets paid to do what we pay to do
Aw Yeah: Britney Spears is totally going crazy once again

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Carmen Electra, Red Carpet

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 3, 2008
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Shannon Doughery is still alive! So am I! Just barely, though! Links!

Audrina Patridge has huge boobs and a huge check for someone
Greatest. Magazine. Ever.
Diddy is getting all political on us but he’s still pretty funny
I’d Hit It: Brooke Hogan is looking mildly sexy once again
Here’s the chick that writes here when I’m gone in a photo

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Hot, Shannon Dougherty

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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I had this friend that would get drunk and make ‘game plans’ for what he would do if screwed up. My personal favorite was his “Oh Shit, There’s A Dead Hooker In My House” game plan. Here’s what you do…1. Fill the bathtub with ice; 2. Place dead hooker in the ice; 3. Buy curling iron (or borrow one from your girlfriend/wife); 4. Stick curling iron into dead hooker to keep her goods warm; 5. Continue to have free sex with the dead hooker for another few days; 6. Run like hell to a foreign country without expedition laws. Awesome. I am bit disappointed in Pamela Anderson. I know she’s all old and stuff, and her boobs are totally noteworthy asking to be fondled…but WTF? Check out her boobs cause that’s all this bitch has got left then click on my links.

With Love, Meg

I miss the crazy Britney
If the US were run by 6-year-olds we’d be better off
Dita Von Teese supports Wonderbra and I support her boobs
Greatest. Invention. Ever.
I can see Mila Kunis’ boobies

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: pamela anderson, Slut

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 17, 2008
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I’ve never heard of ‘Eagle Eye’ but I would have gone to the premiere for the eye candy if I knew Megan Fox was going to be there. She is so hot that I often think about how dumb she must be. I just look at her face and her body and think to myself — there’s no way this chick knows anything about thermonuclear activities in Eastern Bloc states. She probably thinks about simple things like being hot and reading scripts and Transformers. Then, she buys a new pair of shoes, poses for another magazine spread and counts her piles of cash. How in the name of all that is Holy did Brian Austin Greene from 90210 nail this bitch down? It seems like the plot of a Dane Cook movie or something. Speaking of Dane Cook, how awesome is it that his career has all but dried up at this point? What a jackbag. Enjoy these snaps of Mrs. Fox and click my links.

Courtney Love is wearing a see-thru shirt and I can see thru
This dude prank called Bristol Palin and he left a dirty message
I don’t know who she is, but she sure looks sexy right now
Kate Hudson is totally wasted in London and I want her now
A truck crashed and spilled $140,000 worth of nickels on the road

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: megan fox, Movies

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 16, 2008
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I’m rocking a pretty scruffy beard right now. I think I’m to the point where it’s more homeless-sheik than rugged and people are starting to point. I’m not as bad as Peter Griffin on that one episode of Family Guy where he gets the rare bird stuck in his beard but it’s getting close. I’m either going to shave today or just rock this sucker until we hit ZZ Top territory. I’m telling you this story because my life is so unpredictable that I can’t seem to keep my face shaved. Thank God I’m not a woman. Megan Fox probably shaves her entire body every other day. You could lick from her toes to her face and you wouldn’t catch a stitch of stubble. I don’t have that dedication so it’s a good thing I’m not a really hot chick. Also, I would touch myself a lot and get naked in public. Cheers to Megan Fox for all of the hard work it takes to look so freaking delicious. Enjoy these photos and a video from her new GQ spread and I’ll rub my hairy face like I’m contemplating something.

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Another day, another sweet peak at Brooke Hogan’s sweet rack
Oh, Nadine, will you ever know what you do to me?
Jesus Christ: Will Someone Please Assassinate Dane Cook Already?
J-Lo’s legendary ass looks pretty amazing in this particular outfit
Marissa Miller will knock your sticky socks off with this shoot

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements, VS Bikini Madness, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Bikini, megan fox

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 10, 2008
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I have been in Miami all day. That should explain the lack of posts so far on this lovely Wednesday. The good news is, I accomplished the task at hand, had some Italian food and pounded three Coronas so far today. I’m way behind schedule so instead of a continued storm of nonsense you don’t care about, let’s get these pictures of Elizabeth Hurley and her old ass boobs out into the open and maybe you can click my late links?

If you’re into Batman, you may or may not want to read this post
Katy Perry does, in fact, kiss girls. Sadly, she doesn’t go down on them
Dear Matt Damon, you are a tool and no one really cares…
Oh My God: What happened to this person’s face? It’s bad.
Oh Hai There: Britney Spears is filming a music video or something

Posted in: I See Your Boobs, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Boobs, Elizabeth Hurley

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 3, 2008
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Hillary Swank is pretty ugly. She has one of those oddball bodies that doesn’t seem to have a real shape to it. I don’t really want to talk about Hillary Swank. The good news is, that Casey Anthony chick is totally back in jail! So I can totally send my creepy letter to her again. Maybe this time she will reply. It’s getting super crazy at her house in Orlando and people are protesting every day. They have signs that say ‘baby killer’ and ‘murderer’ and it’s only a matter of time before some crazy dude who watches too much Nancy Grace goes bananas and pulls a gun. This case has become a circus and I love the circus. I’m going to resend the letter now and if she responds I will post whatever she sends back here on Vanity Spy, bitches. Check out these photos of Hillary Skank and click my links.

One of those chicks from 90210 is actually really hot
Oh, dear lord, I want to be on this beach with that ass right now
Katie Price, aka Jordan, is doing something weird with a horse
I don’t like Kevin Smith but this whole ‘Porno’ movie looks OK
Britney Spears is totally picking her ass in this bikini shot

Posted in: VS Bikini Madness, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Bikini, Hillary Swank

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