Posted By: Shawn On: September 26, 2008
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Katy Perry is one of those girls that I think is really hot while other people seem to think she’s really ugly. But what’s not to like? She has massive boobs, she ditched her religious family and she has massive boobs. Did I mention her massive boobs? OK. Plus, she’s totally rolling in the cash at this point and if you got her pregnant, you’d be set for life. Let this be a lesson to you all, if the girl has more than $500,000 in her bank account, make sure to get her pregnant. Then, her boobs will get even bigger and you can buy a Corvette. You can thank me later. Check out Katy Perry is some see-thru thing and click my Friday links.

Britney Spears has finally released her song ‘Womanizer’ and here it is
Do you want to see through Traci Bingham’s skirt?
Whoa! That Dr. Drew dude is pretty ripped for an old dude
That Nicole chick from the Pussycat Dolls is hot
Christina Aguilera is totally looking like an Oompa Loompa

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Tags: Katy Perry, See-Thru

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 25, 2008
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From what I understand, this chick is doing Mini-Me. You know…the midget from Austin Powers who’s only other claim to fame is being drunk and peeing the corner on a reality show and having a sex tape. When I was in high school there was this dude that would always throw parties. Everyone would come back to school on Monday saying how there was this midget there and the midget was hired to be tossed. Yea. Tossed. I went to his parties a few times and I never once saw a midget being thrown through the air. Verne Troyer looks like he would be that jackass midget who would subject himself to midget tossing to earn an extra few bucks. Oh well, if he’s banging this chick then I guess it doesn’t matter how he makes his money. You should click my links…it would make me happy.

With Love, Meg

Lindsay Lohan found her inner child with Samantha
Some naked dude got killed by the cops
She might be a bitch, but she’s still hot
Don’t get caught speeding in Ireland or you screwed
He may look like a douche now…just wait

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Tags: Dominique Arganese

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 24, 2008
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Yesterday was like freaking gay day or something. Don’t get me wrong, I love the gays. All of them. Gay men make it easier for me to get chicks with less dudes on the market and gay women are just, well, they’re just hot. So yesterday American Idol star and all around obviously gay dude Clay Aiken told the world that he was, in fact, gay. This was no surprise seeing as his child was conceived via test tube with no wiener contact whatsoever. Following Mr. Aiken’s announcement, Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samatha Ronson and then they all had a gay foursome to celebrate. Everything except that last part is true. None of this has stopped Lindsay Lohan from showing the world her crotch so check out these sweet photos of her goods.

More Jessica Alba bikini pics this time it’s a black bikini in Cabo
Is Hugh Hefner’s pimp slap beginning to wear off on the girls?
Drew Barrymore is a whore cheating on the Apple guy
MSN apparently like to show kiddie porn on celebrity websites
This bitch just wants some good press and she doesn’t care

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Tags: Crotch Shot, Lindsay Lohan

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 17, 2008
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I went to the bar around the corner from my house last night. I go there pretty much every night to be honest. Last night when I arrived my usual semi-sexy bartender comes up to me and puts her arm around me and goes ‘this guy, I like this guy - Jimmy Neutron!’. You see, apparently she wasn’t working last night and she was completely HAMMERED! She put her arm around me and I got this whiff of vomit and stale beer — it wasn’t from her, someone spilled a beer down the bar. So I said ‘God it smells terrible’ and she walks away and puts a breath mint in her mouth before she comes back. So I just start watching this drunk chick talk to me. It was kind of interesting. By the minute, she was less and less understandable and it became clear that if I wanted to take her home, I could. Then, she disappeared and I didn’t even have time to decide whether or not I would be interested in going home with her. Maybe next time. Check out Shauna Sands.

Father and son acting duo gets busted with crystal meth! Who was it?
Jennifer Aniston shows us her gym crotch - round two for this one
I liked Robert Downey Jr. better when he was a massive coke head
Someone is stalking that Adrienne Curry (sp?) chick and she likes it
Megan Fox is hot in this video from the set of Transformers 2

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Tags: Shauna Sand, Thong

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 12, 2008
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Shawn is a FAIL at life. Seriously. Waste of breath and liquor for that matter. Lately, he’s been slacking hard core and I’ve had to step up. I am out there finding the pictures of cleavage, boobs, crotches, upskirts, invisible thongs (ahem, thanks Jessica Simpson) and more. Where’s he been? Oh, I dunno, on his couch with his little Mexican dog and stupid cat playing Wii, drinking beer and asking every chick he sees to ‘pick up the pen’ that he strategically dropped near his bar stool. Not Fair. I am taking over today. I am sick and tired of this lame ass attitude towards knockers and such. It’s important stuff. Megan Fox was in Maxim again and I had to show you. She’s hot. I would make out with her or at least ask her if I could touch her boobs because there’s no way they are real. It also helps that we share the same name. Check out her pics and click on my links so I can prove to Shawn that it only takes a little effort to make you happy.

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Amy Winehouse is an amazing DJ when you are wasted off your ass
Holy Crap…this iceberg looks like a wiener
It’s about time - Jessica Alba is into bondage
Katharine McPhee wants you to stare into her eyes, but her boobs are hotter
I can totally see Lida Rinna’s old nipples

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Tags: Maxim, megan fox

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 11, 2008
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There’s this guy I know who really wants to be a comedian and he loves testing his jokes out on me. The only problem with this scenario is the fact that he isn’t even the slightest bit funny. I don’t even pretend to think that his jokes are good. In fact, most times I tell him straight to his face — that wasn’t funny assbag. One time he got so mad he tried to punch me. I guess I should have said up front, his name is Dave and he’s a narcoleptic. That last part, the whole narcoleptic bit — now that’s funny. I went to Chili’s with him one time and he passed out on his quesadillas. I was laughing my ass off until the hot chick bartender came over and said ‘umm, I think that might be burning him because it’s really hot’. Dave had the perfect imprint of a quesadilla slice on his right cheek for five days solid. His mom has the same thing and she said that it’s some weird genetic disorder that she got from her dad or something. The awesome part about it is I can see it coming from a mile away but he can’t. He’ll get real quiet (which is noticeable because normally he won’t shut up) and start staring off into space. Sometimes I’ll move my drink over so it hits him when he falls asleep. It’s awesome. Anyhow, Dave isn’t funny when he’s trying to be funny. So, Dave, if you’re reading this, please stop telling me your dumb ass jokes. You suck. Hey! Check out Jessica Simpson’s ass!

Kayne West has a new song called ‘lockdown’ plus he’s in jail right now
Awesome: Dania Ramerez is showing off some super cleavage at a party
This chick almost makes me WANT to run out of gas tonight
Seriously, what the hell happened to Nicole Richie’s gigantic boobs?
Hot UK pop stars dancing on poles and looking sexy just for you

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Tags: ass, Jessica Simpson

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 11, 2008
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I can’t believe it’s been seven years since 9/11. I feel really old thinking about that. I was just a 20-year-old guy with no job and an internship at a radio station back then. I remember how chaotic everything was. MSNBC is replaying all of their coverage from September 11, 2001 right now and it’s amazing to see how many crappy, erroneous reports were being treated like fact that day. There were bombs here and explosions there — except there weren’t, really. Seven years, that seems crazy. I’m not sure where Jennifer Aniston was on that day but I don’t suspect her to be a member of Al Qaeda so she gets a pass. Her crotch, however, should be looked at closely for any ties to terrorist entities. Do your part. Be vigilant. On this anniversary of September 11, 2001, the seventh thus far, peer deeply into Jennifer Aniston’s crotch and look for evil. Then, click my links.

Jessica Simpson wants to get in the mix and show us her ass
OMG: What the hell happened to Janet Jackson. Nevermind.
Anna Nicole Smith’s kid is still being sold by that Birkhead dude
Is P Diddy getting paid for these dumb ass Internet videos?
The biggest douche in the world was on the radio today

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Tags: Crotch Shot, Jennifer Aniston

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