Posted By: Shawn On: August 27, 2008
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I just talked some chick into getting naked for me on her webcam. I promised her I wouldn’t hit ‘Print Screen’ to save the images and for some reason I wasn’t lying. I feel like I let you folks down because I know you would have enjoyed checking out naked pictures of this chick. Plus, I really like writing the word EXCLUSIVE on things and I missed a real opportunity here. She didn’t get freaky or anything but she did get totally naked. She told me she had to go because she was taking a shower and I, over the course of about thirty minutes, talked her into showing me her boobs, first, then her goods. It was pretty awesome. I’m going to eat some cookies now and drink a Corona so I can think about what just happened and how much of a failure I am for not documenting it. You can sit back and enjoy these photos of Christina Ricci’s nipples while I sulk.

Fun With Drugs: Some Soap star got busted with cocaine at the airport
Jessica Biel is kinda going downhill in the looks department
DeAnna Pappas is some semi-famous hottie in a bikini
Jailbait: Shawn Johnson shows off her medal and her legs
Venessa Minnillo is looking pretty hot and very desperate

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Tags: Christina Ricci, Pokies

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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Aubrey O’Day is from Danity Kane and she’s hot so we have to pay attention when she shows her boobs - albeit only a section of her boobs today. I’m totally ready to hit the bar and get this weekend started. The mission at hand; to get as drunk as humanly possible and bring home a strange hottie from the bar. The club I get paid to visit on Friday’s is stocked pretty well with skinny, hot chicks with huge boobs and, in the dark, that’s about all I need. I can already tell you how tomorrow will go. It’s going to be like every other Saturday this year. I wake up at some random girl’s house and try to avoid small talk as I wash my mouth out with toothpaste in her bathroom and make sure she doesn’t have an prescriptions for STD’s lying around. Then, I grab my shoes (I always leave my socks behind for some reason) and head for the door - never to see said chick again. Hopefully this one won’t be fat and ugly but you never know. I’ll give you a full report tomorrow.

Whoa Momma: Heidi Klum is pretty nasty looking without any makeup
Why in the hell would you arrest some good Ninja vigilantes?
So Cool: Jay Leno drives a tank just for the fun of it
Whoa Momma X2: Could this slut really be Michael Phelps’ mom?
The top 10 essential places to have sex before you die. Virgin.

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Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Danity Kane

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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I like Lindsay Lohan. I have no idea why. It could be her giant boobs or the fact that I’m semi turned on by chicks who smell like ashtrays. I think my fatal flaw is that I imagine girls like Lindsay Lohan or, say, the last 50 girls I’ve slept with, are going to be right for me. Then, my egomanical ramblings send them running away faster than you can say ‘hey, you forgot your purse. Oh , sweet, she forgot her purse. There’s probably some cool stuff in here. Let’s look.’ I have a very specific look that I like. Edgy, short hair, skinny, huge round boobs, funny, smart and sexy all wrapped into one. It turns out that ‘fat’ is a much better suit for me than the previous qualifications. Anyhow, even if it did end in a ball of flames (which it would) I would still love to show Lindsay Lohan a good time and I want to thank her for showing me her boobs again. Thanks, bitch.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan need to make a sex tape already
George Clooney hits people and then buys them new cars
Pink still looks like a lesbian in her latest music video
I want to ditch my car and drive around in one of these
Even I have to admit that Katy Perry is looking a little rough here

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Tags: Lindsay Lohan, See-Thru

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 20, 2008
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I’m incredibly hungry right now. I’m even glancing at my gay Mexican dog as if he may be a possible food item. I bet he tastes horrible. I’m thinking about hitting the downtown area with my roommates tonight. There’s this taco place called Rocco’s Tacos that is not only delicious but a great place to scope out college chicks with implants. Plus, they make some strong ass drinks. There’s a bartender there that kind of looks like Victoria Beckham with a hot face. Victoria’s face is pretty nasty if you look closely. She almost has that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas look but not quite that bad. I guess the point to this story is I need tacos and vagina. If I can get them both in one place, I consider that a major success. Wish me luck. Check out these photos of Victoria Beckham and her wonky zebra boobs and I’ll see you bright and early tomorrow.

Jessica Simpson is selling beer and this is her ad
That dude from Harry Potter is doing something with a horse
Seriously, this is Lily Allen on a magazine cover?
They put some dead guy upright for a creepy ass wake
Kirsten Dunst is absolutely disgusting in this photo

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Tags: Boobs, Vitoria Beckham

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 19, 2008
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I guess the new season of The Hills started last night but I really wouldn’t know because I was busy trying to keep my TV from blowing away. Plus, I was so tanked by the time that show came on last night I probably wouldn’t have remembered it if I did watch. I just took a nap for about three hours and I woke up to some lady molesting a zebra. It was some creepy ass show about rehabilitating animals and this bitch had like 4 or 5 zebras running around her house like they were little kids or something. She fed them from bottles and grab their genitalia. Let’s just say, it didn’t look like a healthy relationship. However, I cannot tell a lie, if she were to have started getting it on with a zebra or two I would have been watching like a hawk. With all this and more in mind I’m heading off to the bar and I promise I will post loads of hot chicks and funny stories tomorrow.

If you missed The Hills you can watch the whores in action here
More hot pictures of Kate Beckinsale in an orange bikini
Freak: Check out this badass cat that has four ears
That Nicole chick from the Pussycat Dolls looks amazing
Awesome: Check out the trailer for Monsters Vs. Aliens

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Tags: Lauren Conrad, The Hills

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 18, 2008
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As I type this, there is a Tropical Storm named Fay barreling towards me. The sky outside my apartment is black and the golf course sirens are going off every five minutes or so. It looks like this bitch is going to hit the west coast of Florida but it’s ticking closer and closer to me by the minute and it’s starting to get windy outside. Crazy thing is, I’ve got a million things to do today and I really need the power to stay on. There’s only one way to solve a problem like this - get drunk. That’s right folks, I’m going to embark on a solo hurricane party as I post pictures of hot chicks today. There’s not telling what will happen but I’ll keep you up to date with the nasty ass conditions outside. For now, let’s get the week started with these photos of Meagan Good in a see-thru dress.

Watch the latest episode of that slutty Brooke Hogan show
I’ll take SEVEN of whatever the hell Amy Winehouse is on now
Nice: Kristin Bell is showing off her hot ass on the beach
Dita Von Teese is hot in this new Wonder Bra ad
‘Tropic Thunder’ was the number one movie this weekend

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Tags: Meagan Good, See-Thru

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 8, 2008
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OK, so I promised I’d post the entire script for the upcoming movie from douchebag liar Tucker Max. It’s called ‘I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell’, which is also the name of his book. You can download the script here. Trust me, it’s every bit as terrible as I’ve described. There are some jokes that, much like Tucker’s writing, are just terrible. My biggest problem with Tucker Max is the fact that his tales of frat boy sin are just completely made up. I had an earlier copy of the script that was similar in some ways but just as terrible as this final version. I don’t have time to rip his garbage prose apart in the fashion I’d like to at the moment so I’ll just let you read his scribbles and decide for yourself. Check out these pictures of Lindsay Lohan with a see-thru shirt on. Number 5 below is beyond amazing.

Whoa!: This is the most bizarre celebrity threesome ever
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still totally doing it
Here’s a preview of what Britney does at the VMA’s this year
Paul Newman is ready to die and he wants to do it at home
Kristen Bell is totally hot in these random photographs

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Tags: Lindsay Lohan, See-Thru

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