Mel B Likes To Hang Out In Lingerie

Posted By: Shawn On: October 10, 2008
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Everyone is going nuts about the economy but I feel like I’m in a good spot. I run a website that shows hot chicks in skimpy outfits. Even in the greatest of Great Depressions men will want to look at hot girls who are almost naked. Also, Vanity Spy doesn’t cost you any money other than whatever it takes to get you connected to the Internet. Let’s be honest, cutbacks be damned, no one’s going to cancel their Internet access over this crap. So I have a free product that is always in demand no matter how bad the economy gets. As we watch the idiots on Wall St. and cable news networks scream about how bad things are, let’s remember the good things — like the Spice Girls. OK, maybe the Spice Girls was a bad example. Some of them are hot and Mel B wouldn’t be my first choice but when she sucks in like a champ her figure is pretty sexy. Thus, I would bang her heartily. Enjoy these doom-and-gloom links and the sexy photos below.

Hugh Hefner’s new girls are actually really, really bad girls. Mugshots!
Here’s 100 of the hottest girls that you will never sleep with
One douche eats lunch with two really hot chicks
Some dude from Austin Powers may have been in a gang rape
Trust me, this is the hottest link of the day by far

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements

Tags: Lingerie, Mel B

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Sophie Monk Goes Halloween Shopping

Posted By: Shawn On: October 9, 2008
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That stupid troll-looking bitch in my office touched me again today. She said that I was clicking the thumb drive that I had in my hand too loud. I turned around a stared at her for a second and then went back to work. As I was typing away on my keyboard, I said ‘I hope this isn’t too loud here, all the keyboard banging, I don’t want to piss you off or interrupt your precious work’ and she looked at me all serious-like and said ‘oh, that’s no problem, I mean you can’t help how loud your keyboard is, you do have to work afterall’. So I stared into her monster eyes and said ‘I was being sarcasting you jackass, if you ever touch me again or bitch about my idiocycracies, I will stab you to death with this staple remover and feed you to the pigs’. She seems to be leaving me alone for now. Here’s Sophie Monk shopping for some Halloween stuff.

Scary Spice has the hottest rack of the Spice Girls crew
Bruce Willis must be working on some crazy ass movie
Carmen Electra still remains relevant somehow
Seriously, this is the hottest outfit I have ever seen
Another peek at Hefner’s new sexy twin girlfriends

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Tags: Halloween, Sophie Monk

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Marissa Miller In Esquire On A Motorcycle

Posted By: Shawn On: October 9, 2008
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The cat will die soon. This cat I speak of, he belongs to my roommate. His name is Eli and I think I’ve talked about him before. He is a demon cat. He has clawed, scratched and attacked me more times than I can count. I don’t know how to fight a cat yet, I don’t know the proper lines of attack or ethics of the matter, but I will soon enough. I will battle Eli. It will be an epic battle of man vs. beast (remember that TV show!) that will ultimately be won by man. Unless I’m wasted. Then, there’s an inside chance that the beast may win an maul my face. In fact, it’s probably more of a crapshoot even if I’m not wasted. But the odds are on my side and I’m a bettin’ man. So, if you’re reading this Eli, just know that I’m coming. It could be today, tomorrow or next year. Watch your back bitch. In other news! Check out these photos of Marissa Miller looking all hot-like in Esquire on a motorcycle while I start training like Rocky Balboa in Rocky V.

Take THIS Holly: Hugh Hefner’s new bitches are twins! Naked twins! (NSFW)
Again, the guy in this story is a douche, send him hatemail
I had no idea famous lesbians could hold sex toys for ransom
“We just sat there as they raped him — over and over again”
Kim Kardashian gets her nails done as she prepares for her next sex tape

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Tags: Esquire, Marissa Miller

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Mila Kunis Looks Weird In Nylon Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: September 30, 2008
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I’ve had the worst heartburn for like 72 hours at this point and it’s beginning to wear me thin. Important people have been trying to talk to me about important things and I’m ducking them because I secretly fear success. I’ve downed about 30 or so of those strawberry Tums in the last 45 minutes and they aren’t doing anything. My feet also smell and this may be why I’m avoiding the important people for the important meeting so that this website can make some important money and your humble writer can eat something more nourishing than humble pie. Seriously, I’m starving. I want to go to Vegas. Maybe I took too many pills this morning? If you’re still reading this than you are a dedicated fan and I love you. Mom.

Why are girls in underwear with cameras so damn hot?
My God. That is one sexy ass shot right there Mrs. Aniston.
Katy Perry is really hot and she has big boobs but this is weird
Megan Fox is wearing nothing but a bra in some terrible movie
Ecko uses hot chick to make me buy shoes and ugly clothes

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Fashion Statements

Tags: Mila Kunis, WTF?

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Sophie Monk Has Some Pretty Sexy Legs

Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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I am going to pose a question today because this has been bothering me since my Victoria’s Secret days…thong VS boyshorts. My friend and I were getting dressed one day and she’s was clearly a thong girl. I prefer the boyshort. Now, my theory is that guys prefer thongs on hot, unattainable chicks because it makes them look slutty and provides a reason why the chick won’t sleep with them. Guys prefer boyshorts in the classic “girl next door” sorta way. So which is it? Boyshort or thong? Email me and let me know because I’d like to settle this debate once and for all. Here are some pics of Sophie Monk. I think she’s peeing on a wall, but there’s really no telling because she’s a whore that probably wears a thong. Click my links or eat shit.

With Love, Meg

Funny. I like funny. It makes me laugh.
You should never put beer in the freezer. Case closed.
I’d get n the middle of this fight if it involved nakedness
Jennifer Aniston is hotter after she left John ‘The Douche’ Mayer
Apparently Beyonce likes to role play

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Tags: Legs, Sophie Monk

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Megan Fox Is At The Premiere Of Eagle Eye

Posted By: Shawn On: September 17, 2008
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I’ve never heard of ‘Eagle Eye’ but I would have gone to the premiere for the eye candy if I knew Megan Fox was going to be there. She is so hot that I often think about how dumb she must be. I just look at her face and her body and think to myself — there’s no way this chick knows anything about thermonuclear activities in Eastern Bloc states. She probably thinks about simple things like being hot and reading scripts and Transformers. Then, she buys a new pair of shoes, poses for another magazine spread and counts her piles of cash. How in the name of all that is Holy did Brian Austin Greene from 90210 nail this bitch down? It seems like the plot of a Dane Cook movie or something. Speaking of Dane Cook, how awesome is it that his career has all but dried up at this point? What a jackbag. Enjoy these snaps of Mrs. Fox and click my links.

Courtney Love is wearing a see-thru shirt and I can see thru
This dude prank called Bristol Palin and he left a dirty message
I don’t know who she is, but she sure looks sexy right now
Kate Hudson is totally wasted in London and I want her now
A truck crashed and spilled $140,000 worth of nickels on the road

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Tags: megan fox, Movies

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Megan Fox Is Soaking Wet And Really Sexy

Posted By: Shawn On: September 16, 2008
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I’m rocking a pretty scruffy beard right now. I think I’m to the point where it’s more homeless-sheik than rugged and people are starting to point. I’m not as bad as Peter Griffin on that one episode of Family Guy where he gets the rare bird stuck in his beard but it’s getting close. I’m either going to shave today or just rock this sucker until we hit ZZ Top territory. I’m telling you this story because my life is so unpredictable that I can’t seem to keep my face shaved. Thank God I’m not a woman. Megan Fox probably shaves her entire body every other day. You could lick from her toes to her face and you wouldn’t catch a stitch of stubble. I don’t have that dedication so it’s a good thing I’m not a really hot chick. Also, I would touch myself a lot and get naked in public. Cheers to Megan Fox for all of the hard work it takes to look so freaking delicious. Enjoy these photos and a video from her new GQ spread and I’ll rub my hairy face like I’m contemplating something.

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Another day, another sweet peak at Brooke Hogan’s sweet rack
Oh, Nadine, will you ever know what you do to me?
Jesus Christ: Will Someone Please Assassinate Dane Cook Already?
J-Lo’s legendary ass looks pretty amazing in this particular outfit
Marissa Miller will knock your sticky socks off with this shoot