Posted By: Shawn On: July 23, 2008
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Next week is going to be a big week here at Vanity Spy. There are some major changes and additions in the works and, without giving anything away, it’s going to be awesome. You can get a guess of what’s coming in the even more distant future by looking at the navigation tabs above. Needless to say, I’m totally psyched about the future of the site. I want to take this opportunity to thank all of you bastards for visiting every day and telling your friends. For those of you that actually read my nonsense ramblings between these pictures of hot chicks, I salute you. I won’t let you folks down. I’m heading to the doctors office in a bit to find out what the hell is wrong with me. If I don’t die while I’m there, I’ll let you know what went down. Check out these photos of Eva Mendez from her sexy new Calvin Klein underwear shoot and click my links on this lovely Wednesday.

Rihanna is looking disturbingly hot in her new music video
Traci Bingham is holding her melons in these sexy candids
Cindy Bonam is wearing nothing but bodypaint from the front
Cindy Bonica is wearing nothing but bodypaint from the back
Megan Fox is lookin’ hot as hell on the set of Transformers II

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Tags: Calvin Klein, Eva Mendez

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 22, 2008
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I showed these photos of Audrina Patridge from the Hills to this chick in the office next door and she was all like ‘gross, her boobs are so fake‘. When will women realize that the vast majority of men don’t care if boobs are fake, so long as they look good in a bikini? Audrina’s body is rocking in these photos that were clearly staged at the DKNY Beach House and I could care less if her boobs are real, silicone, saline, or made of freaking Playdoh so long as I can motorboat those suckers. Season Four of the Hills kicks off soon and I’ve never watched the show before but I feel inclined to after checking out so many sexy photos of Audrina Patridge and the other hookers from the Hills. Enjoy these pics and be sure to click my super killer on-death’s-bed links below.

Lookout: A new slutty rapper has just entered the slutty rap game
Paris Hilton is looking hot as hell at the opening of some club
Jailbait: Selena Gomez is only 16-years-old you sick freaks
Update: Check out these photos of Batman leaving a police station
The new Indiana Jones DVD comes with a crystal skull!

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Tags: Audrina Patridge, Bikini

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 22, 2008
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I was watching Family Guy the other night and it was the episode where Brian (the Dog) finds out he has a son. It was one of the better episodes and I was enjoying it with my lame ass bunny ears antenna as I wait for my cable company to turn my service back on. Towards the end of the episode, when you could tell that things were wrapping up, Peter Griffin was walking towards the front door with Brian and he made a joke. You could tell that he was taking a shot at a particular celebrity but the person’s name had been removed and replaced with this awkward silence. I was thinking maybe it was just my pathetic antenna situation but I downloaded the episode and the silence was in the downloaded version as well. I tried and tried to decipher the mysterious name to no avail. I imagine that it was some celebrity who was pissed off after hearing a joke at their expense and pressure Fox to remove their name but I can’t tell for sure. These kinds of things drive me crazy. If you happen to see Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane ask him what the hell that was all about. Check out these photos of Casey Batchelor (she’s totally famous in Europe, I think) in Zoo Magazine doing her thing.

Holy Crap: Batman got arrested for beating up his mother and sister
Britney Spears offers her baby a cigarette. Baby refuses.
Watch the latest episode of Living Lohan so I’m not alone
She Was Still Alive?: The old lady from Golden Girls is dead
America Ferrera is probably the ugliest bitch I’ve ever seen

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Casey Batchelor, ZOO

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 21, 2008
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I lost the battle against my cable company. I’m not ashamed to admit that I put up my best fight against DirecPath and their sad excuse for local cable service that never works and Internet that gets lapped by dial-up modems won in the end. I attempted to install my Dish TV home kit last night and it turns out a clear view of the Southern sky is needed. I had to completely disassemble the entire thing and I’m going to return it tomorrow. Tonight, I have to dig deep and call the cable company that I told to ’suck it’ back and attempt to clear things up. I doubt the bitch who answers the phone over at DirecPath looks anywhere near as hot as Danish model May Anderson. She has worked for Victoria Secret, Sports Illustrated and Elite Model Management. I guess that’s impressive?

The Batmobile rocks the red carpet at a Dark Knight premiere
Dumbass: Pharrell Williams got some random chick pregnant
Everyone likes Alkaline Trio all of a sudden but they kind of suck
First Look: More new scenes from the upcoming Terminator movie
Ana Obregon is just bad. Nothing is good. Just bad. Bad.

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Tags: May Andersen, Victoria Secret

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 21, 2008
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At this point, it’s clear to me that I’m either dying or I’m crazy. Today I feel a little better but I’m still short on breath and my heart hurts like a bitch. I don’t know if I’m just over thinking everything and imagining other things are wrong with me after the whole ‘I can’t breathe’ spell or if my body is on a steep decline that will end in the emergency room. I don’t have any insurance for the next 90 days or so and I’m kind of kicking the tires at this point to see if this is going to get worse or better. One thing’s for sure, my family isn’t taking it well. I told my mother what was going on and, in rapid succession, every person I know called to scream at me. I was called a ‘jackass’, ‘moron’ and ‘pussy’ for not going to the hospital to get a checkup. As if I’m scared of a diagnosis. Truthfully, the last thing I’m scared of is a diagnosis. At least at that point I would know what, if anything, was wrong with me. Maybe some liquor will thin my blood and calm me down a bit? Only one way to find out. Enjoy these photos of Bar Refaeli, her bad skin and great rack at the Universal 2008 press tour and I’ll keep on keepin’ on.

Amy Winehouse is still crazy as hell and she loves to show it
Christina Milian shows off her tramp stamp tattoo for you
Singer Joss Stone is banging Nelly for some unknown reason
Patrick Swayze proves to the world that he is invincible
Britney Spears hates everyone and wants to sing a song about it

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Bar Refaeli, cleavage

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 21, 2008
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It’s no secret that I like chicks with tattoos. From time to time, when she’s not looking like a clown, I think Kat Von D is one of the sexiest ladies in Los Angeles. So it’s not a turn off to me that Elliot Spitzer’s hooker friend, Ashlee Dupre, has a few tattoos. What I do have a problem with, however, is how incredibly lame they are. The tattoo above her goods is the most obvious so let’s make fun of that one. My crack staff has determined that the above crotch ink says something close to ‘tutela valui‘ which is Italian (we think) for Protect & Value. Clearly she has placed a value on her goods, a value which Elliot Spitzer, among other clients, I presume, paid in full. Clearly she doesn’t protect her goods very closely as she has put them on display for the world to see in an Internet porno flick. So in the end, Ashlee Dupre neither protects nor values her vagina but she still manages to look pretty sexy in a bikini. Enjoy the photos and my links below.

The Motherload: Jessica Simpson may have a sex tape floating around
Not The Motherload: A-Rod and Madonna may also have a sex tape
Hayden Panettiere’s ass is banging (see: looks good) in this sexy outfit
Phoebe Price has so many freckles that it almost looks interesting
Fergie’s ass is looking damn pretty sweet in these short-shorts

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Tags: Ashlee Dupre, Bikini

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 20, 2008
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In the latest saga in my epic battle against the God-awful local cable company, I have purchased a Dish Network satellite. A friend of mine told me his neighbor had one and not only did she like it but the Dish can be pointed at the Western sky as opposed to DirecTV which needs a direct view of the Southern sky, a view which my apartment does not have. So I buy the stupid Dish Network setup kit and without any instructions I manage to put the whole thing together only to find out it needs a direct view of the Southern sky. I think I might be able to tweak it and point it in a better direction to make it work because it’s the Dish 500 model and it actually receives signals from two separate satellites. If I can get this thing working, it will be the ultimate kick to my terrible cable companies nuts and I will celebrate by getting wasted and trying not to die. Check out these photos of a pregnant Jennifer Garner giving us a solid down blouse shot and then click my super duper weekend edition links that are to die for.

Anna Kournikova’s sweet rack is the real star of this runway show
Christian Bale looks totally different when he’s not in the Batsuit
Eva Longoria got a new haircut and she wants to talk about it
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell are banging like rabbits
Call Off The Search: Fergie is still alive, still really, really ugly

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Tags: downblouse, Jennifer Garner

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