Posted By: Shawn On: January 20, 2009
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Tags: Bondage, Madonna

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 22, 2008
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It’s Wednesday but I wish it was actually Friday. I am bored right now and that’s always a bad thing because it normally means I’ll spend the weekend in jail after doing something ridiculous. I’m not sure what I plan on doing yet but I think it will certainly involved liquor, cotton candy and a go-cart. This should be awesome. Jodi Marsh got a facial! Links!

Ice-T’s wife Coco tries to out-slut herself once again
I think I can see Giselle’s hooters in this particular picture
Paris Hilton just bought this house and you should stalk her
Guy Richie’s new chick has a much better rack
Jodie Marsh holds up a sign that says…

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, What A Jackass

Tags: Jodi Marsh, WTF?

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 21, 2008
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Tara Reid is disgusting. Seriously, look at her boobs — they are dragging on the ground. And her stomach looks like it’s been jumped on with a fresh pair of golf cleats. The crazy thing is, no matter what you say, not a single man visiting Vanity Spy today would pass that up if you were drunk at the town bar. We will all hit it something fierce and brag about it the next day. It would be my personal claim to fame. Let’s all try to forget about this mess of a bitch and click links like crazy.

Call Off The Search: Eminem is still alive and he talks about his life
More terrible photos of Tara Reid in a bikini
Grace Kim is so hot that I almost hate her for it
Best. Rack. Ever. Period.
Quick! Look at Traci Bingham’s boobs before she fixes it!

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Nasty, tara reid

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 3, 2008
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I would totally try to pawn that thing for beer money.

Lauren Conrad is banging some random dude these days
Quick! Bat your tiny eyes if you want us to help!
Jodie Marsh should just let those giant bastards breathe
Britney Spears is wearing a blanket on her head
Jessica Alba wants us to vote but I am staring at her boobs

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Kate Moss, Weird

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 26, 2008
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So it’s no secret that I wrote Casey Anthony a letter. I’ve talked about her case before because it interests me. By the way, I’m back on - I had this chick Meg post some stuff for me today and I paid her the $36 or so that I had in my pocket so I could scan this crap and resend it to Casey Anthony’s house - thanks for being a post slut Meg! Enjoy the cash. Anyhow, I guess I sent the letter too late and it was stamped ‘Inmate Released’ as you can see in the photos below. No big deal though, I have her home address and telephone number. My creepy ‘Casey Anthony Adventure’ is just beginning. She’s actually looking pretty ugly and murderous these days but I can’t hate her for it - she must be under major pressure to confess to accidental homicide. Life is crazy, isn’t it? One minute you’re blowing some guy in his apartment while your daughter (this is purely speculation folks) burns up in the back of your car like some kind of life size hot pocket. The next minute, you’re repeatedly lying to cops and thinking how you can suck your way out of this whole mess. Email me, Casey, and I’ll be a character witness in your case. God knows you need the help and, as you can see from my respectable website, I am a very credible bastard. Plus, I know how we can get rid of the body - but we’ll talk about that later.

In Case You Were Wondering: Carmen Electra is still hot
Pamela Anderson might move into the Playboy Mansion
Paris Hilton has some really, really big glasses. Really.
Nelly is really mad about something. Maybe his lack of a career?

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, What A Jackass

Tags: Casey Anthony, Creepy

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 30, 2008
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For some reason, I’m all wrapped up in this random missing child case. You know the drill, semi-attractive 22-year-old reports a missing child and there seem to be more questions than answers. This time the story is set in Orlando and the mother’s name is Casey Anthony. I think I’d be more partial to calling her murderer rather than mother for the rest of this entry. So murderer steals her Mother’s car and money and Mom finally says ‘enough is enough’ and calls the cop on her daughter. Murderer then tells her mother that her 3-year-old daughter has be missing for 31 days. Mother and rest of Murderer’s family go bananas. Murderer begins new string of compulsive lies. She says the last time she saw her daughter was when she dropped her off at the baby sitter’s house 31 days earlier. Murderer names Zenaida Hernandez-Gonzalez as the baby sitter and says she has been friends with her for 5 years and has used her as a baby sitter for 1 1/2 years. One problem, Zenaida Hernandez-Gonzalez doesn’t exist. To be continued… Check out these photos of Tila Tequila in some looking slutty.

Some chick from the Sugarbabes looks kinda OK in a bikini
I almost posted these photos of Adriana Lima and her bra
Harry Potter is back and I guess some people are excited
I Got An 80%: Take the breast test and see how well you do
Gordon Ramsey is in trouble for talking about ‘Pussy’ drink

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Tila Tequila

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 30, 2008
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The office where I work is located conveniently near the ghetto and I have a window overlooking the projects. You know, government subsidized apartment complexes where, no matter what time of day it is, everyone is always just hanging out and never working. The most bizarre thing about the ghetto so close to me is the fact that everyone has luxury vehicles. Sure, the roof may be falling off the house, there may be no food in the cabinets and God knows those kids haven’t been to school in years but they’ve got some sweet rides. I took a spin through the neighborhood the other day just for the hell of it. There were Jaguars, Mercedes, BMW’s and even a Porsche SUV in a neighborhood where the rent is somewhere in the ballpark of $300 per month. I was contemplating getting out and walking around like it was some sort of 3rd world country that I had entered when these dudes started staring at me real hard. A group of thugs came over to my window and asked if I wanted to buy a stereo to which I replied ‘hell yes’. That was a bad move. The damn thing broke before I plugged it in and I don’t have the balls to return it. Check out these photos of Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, selling her book and talk amongst yourselves.

It’s Official: Freddy Prinze Jr’s career is over and he’s in the WWE
Mischa Barton has blond hair and it almost looks a little hot
Loser: K Fed has decided to become a professional golfer
The opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympics leaked online
Whoopi Goldberg claims to have banged over 50 people

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Jordan, Katie Price

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