Who Are We?

Posted By: Dick On: May 8, 2008
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We are the terror that flaps in the night. We are the itch you cannot reach. We are the check that overdraws your account… actually, that was Darkwing Duck’s line. Since we can’t think of anything more creative than a tagline from a 1991 cartoon we’ll stick to the facts. VanitySpy.com has a total of three, count ‘em, three editors.

In the blue corner, weighing in at 185lbs and more than likely drinking liquor at this very moment, Shawn. Shawn updates the site from West Palm Beach, FL and he has an unhealthy obsession with most pop stars. Keep your distance…

In the red corner, weighing in at 200lbs (he’s kinda tall) and probably downloading naked pictures of Britney Spears right now, Dick. Dick uploads like a madman from Los Angeles, California. He totally lives near famous people…

Finally, our crew wouldn’t be complete without a New York editor, we have Vit. No one really knows how much he weighs because if you get close enough to guess, there’s no telling what will happen to you. Vit can find the latest celebrity crotch shot faster than you can… well, just fast. You’ll have to take my word for it.

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