The Paparazzi Follows Traci Bingham’s Boobs

Posted By: Shawn On: October 21, 2008
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Traci Bingham is lucky she has a big rack because her face is disgusting. I would probably bang her if I was drunk because I always end up staring at giant boobs and ignoring whatever random chick’s face is attached to them. Then, in the morning, over a breakfast of Eggos and stale coffee I will, for the first time, see this animal’s face. I normally vomit all over the place, blame it on the drinks and run out the front door screaming like a banshee. I’ve even left behind my shoes a few times. So, Traci, if you’re out there, you have a good chance of getting me in bed. Once we get there I can promise much — I’m having a hard enough time typing on a keyboard these days. Enjoy these random snaps of Traci Bingham and click my links.

Tara Reid’s stomach is so disgusting I just threw away a doughnut.
Katie Holmes is totally taller than Tom Cruise
Nick Hogan is out of jail — The other dude is still a vegatable
Here are lots of pretty girls making lots of money
Audrina is drunk and I think that you could touch her boobies



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