Stacy Keibler Is Sexy In The November Maxim

Posted By: Shawn On: October 14, 2008
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I went to the local bar again last night and that bartender I always contemplate banging was there. I noticed something about her, she wears the same clothes all the time. I mean, granted, I’m not one to talk — I wear the same clothes every day. But she rotates like three different outfits during any given week. It’s disturbing that I, a bar customer, could know this about a bartender. It shows you just how much time I spend at the bar. But is it too much to ask that she have at least a few more outfits to spice things up and keep me entertained? I also realized that I don’t want to sleep with her any more. She’s kind of gross. She keeps telling me stories about going into the bathroom and pretending to take massive dumps to make people uncomfortable. Well, she’s making me uncomfortable. Plus, she’s annoying. I think I’m going to start going back to the other bar with the hot chick with enormous implants. Check out Stacy Keibler! She’s still alive and she’s in Maxim Magazine next month. Click my links or your loved ones will die in 7 days.