Sophie Monk Goes Halloween Shopping

Posted By: Shawn On: October 9, 2008
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That stupid troll-looking bitch in my office touched me again today. She said that I was clicking the thumb drive that I had in my hand too loud. I turned around a stared at her for a second and then went back to work. As I was typing away on my keyboard, I said ‘I hope this isn’t too loud here, all the keyboard banging, I don’t want to piss you off or interrupt your precious work’ and she looked at me all serious-like and said ‘oh, that’s no problem, I mean you can’t help how loud your keyboard is, you do have to work afterall’. So I stared into her monster eyes and said ‘I was being sarcasting you jackass, if you ever touch me again or bitch about my idiocycracies, I will stab you to death with this staple remover and feed you to the pigs’. She seems to be leaving me alone for now. Here’s Sophie Monk shopping for some Halloween stuff.