Megan Fox In Her Bra In A Stupid Movie

Posted By: Shawn On: October 2, 2008
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I just met Ludacris. Don’t ask how or why, just know that I did. He was pretty cool, but he was so freaky picky. I’ve met a number of famous people in my day so I wasn’t really in shock or awe. He was my height (I’m only 5′6″, which is not impressive) and the diamonds he was wearing on his body would have covered my rent and bills for two years. He used the bathroom twice in roughly an hour. The only thing I can say about that is he either drank a big gulp right before I met him or he’s having stomach issues, which is gross. He had this huge body guard with him that kept demanding to know who everyone was so that he could feel important. The whole thing was uber-awkward and I almost wish it had never happened. With that, I beg of you to click my links. Oh, and can someone send out a search party for Shawn, now? I don’t have time to do this stuff tomorrow.

With Love, Meg