Marissa Miller In Esquire On A Motorcycle

Posted By: Shawn On: October 9, 2008
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The cat will die soon. This cat I speak of, he belongs to my roommate. His name is Eli and I think I’ve talked about him before. He is a demon cat. He has clawed, scratched and attacked me more times than I can count. I don’t know how to fight a cat yet, I don’t know the proper lines of attack or ethics of the matter, but I will soon enough. I will battle Eli. It will be an epic battle of man vs. beast (remember that TV show!) that will ultimately be won by man. Unless I’m wasted. Then, there’s an inside chance that the beast may win an maul my face. In fact, it’s probably more of a crapshoot even if I’m not wasted. But the odds are on my side and I’m a bettin’ man. So, if you’re reading this Eli, just know that I’m coming. It could be today, tomorrow or next year. Watch your back bitch. In other news! Check out these photos of Marissa Miller looking all hot-like in Esquire on a motorcycle while I start training like Rocky Balboa in Rocky V.