Mariah Carey Squeezed Into This Black Dress

Posted By: Shawn On: October 7, 2008
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My roommate is eating one of those Jamaican beef patty things right now. No matter where you are on this planet, you can find a store that sells those bastards. They all taste exactly the same. It’s some yellowish-brownish pastry deal with ground beef from God-knows-where spice to the tens with God-knows-what and it’s smelling up my apartment. The strange thing about these Jamaican beef patty things is that when you are drunk, they are absolutely delicious. They are the perfect food for a wasted man like me. The meat comes in an edible wrapper and you can eat it without getting stuff all over your dress shirt. Whoever invented those things must be rich as hell. Damn it, I think I’m going to have to eat one of these things. Mariah Carey’s fat ass probably love Jamaican beef pattys. Click my links while I eat.

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Boobs, Mariah Carey

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