Kendra Wilkinson At A Random Basement Party

Posted By: Shawn On: October 31, 2008
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Just checked my email. Got a message from Shawn. Though I’d pass it along…

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Fri 10/31/2008 12:25 PM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE:

I’m still in Yee-haw Junction. I don’t have a car but I do have an ATM card. Apparently I was drinking at some Moose Lodge that’s frequented by semi-hot chicks who like to get sloshed — or at least that’s what the guy at the front desk told me when I asked him how the hell I ended up in his hotel last night. So I hit up the ATM and I have some cash now but I wasn’t sure where to head until a few hours ago. I was pounding a beer at the Osceola Desert Inn at 9AM this morning, trying to find some functional WiFi in this po-dunk town, and this dude started talking to me. At first I thought he was trying to hit on me or something so I was squeemish and refused to talk to him. Then, he bought me a cinnamon roll and I’ll do anything (just outside of sex with strangers) for a cinnamon roll. This random bum-looking guy was actually a train conductor. So I asked him if he had ever killed anyone with his train and he told me several stories of people commiting suicide while he watched the train roll over their screaming bodies as I ate my food. I told him of my quandry and he offered me a ride north out of here. So that’s my mission, I’m headed north on a freaking train. Let’s see what happens.

Yours,
Shawn

Yup… that’s all I got. Running late. No time for links. Deal with it.

With Love, Meg




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