Posted By: Shawn
On: October 1, 2008
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I did it. Last night, I went to the bar and ordered a glass of Captain. No Coke. I have officially graduated beyond drinking Captain and Coke and I am now simply drinking Captain. However, today I seem to have some amazingly terrible heartburn and I’m thinking this isn’t a very good idea. Actually, I’m thinking about scaling back to just beer or something. I must be destroying my body at a pretty rapid pace these days and I need to pull back on the reigns a bit. Focusing more on women and less on vomiting on them might be a good idea. Yeah, totally threw up on a chick last night. I’ll give you the embarrassing details after lunch. That way we can all enjoy our Wednesday a little more. To make it even better, check out these photos of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini and click my links.

Those bitches from The Hills are at it again with less clothes
My God. These bitches are on FIRE. So hot.
Eminem is no longer fat and he’s coming out with a new album
Jesse Jane is one of my personal favorites…
Something terrible happened to Jennifer lopez’s face. Someone help her.
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Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness
Tags: Bikini, Jennifer Aniston
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