Halle Berry Is Exquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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It’s all I can do not to break out of the office right now and b-line for the nearest bar. It’s been a long, taxing day and I’m ready to either shoot someone in the face or get wasted. Getting wasted would be easier and it doesn’t involve a lengthy jail term so I think it may be the best choice for me. If I wasn’t a fan of beer, I’d see what I could get out of Halle Berry’s juggs. Seriously, she just oozes sexiness. I would be all up in that… like a bear on… whatever bears get all up on with a vengeance. I want you to stare long and hard at these photos, put them away in your spank bank and click my links you glorious bastards.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Halle Berry, Sexy

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