Beth Stern Just Isn’t Slutty Enough For Me

Posted By: Shawn On: October 15, 2008
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I used to listen to Howard Stern when I was little. I would hang on his every word and enjoy the entire show. Not so much these days. I have Sirius Satellite Radio in my car but I normally listen to BBC One or Left Of Center or anything but Stern. It seems like he’s lost so much luster. Homeboy told everyone on the planet he’d never get married again but here we are. This is his new wife, Beth Stern. She just doesn’t do it for me. She’s tall and lanky and just all-around not hot. I guess Howard’s aging and losing relevance by the minute so he figures he better grab on to one and keep it. Then again, he’s got like 300 million dollars and I have been wearing the same pants for two weeks. Yeah, I guess he totally wins in the end. Still, she’s not hot. Click my links while I got get wasted.

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Tags: Beth Stern, Howard Stern

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