American Apparel Ads Are Really Sexy

Posted By: Shawn On: October 17, 2008
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I didn’t make it to the hockey game last night. Apparently my roommates booked without me because I was a few hours behind schedule. So, instead, I got wasted. I went to the Cheesecake Factory and started pounding drinks until they closed. I was the only customer at the bar all night long and even though I didn’t eat I managed to work up a $145.00 tab. So I payed that and hit the road. I stopped in at a sushi place nearby — not because I like sushi but because chicks who like sushi are usually really hot. I wasn’t disappointed. There was tons of eye candy at the sushi place and I talked to a few ladies before jumping in the car and heading to some random bar with the word ‘banana’ in the title somewhere. I swilled back some of the good stuff there and was quickly kicked out and send on my way. I don’t know who won the hockey game but I certainly didn’t get any ass. It didn’t help that I forgot to wear deodorant and I smelled like a locker room full of teenagers.

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Elizabeth Hurley is hot in pictures that I will post later today



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