Posted By: Shawn
On: October 8, 2008
Commented on 2 times
Office space is pretty cramped these days. They had to stick this other chick in the same room with me and she’s terrible. She’s like an ugly, stiff doll that came to life and then lost it’s personality. Because I’m crazy, I tend to pick up small items and click them around to occupy my time. This apparently pisses her off and breaks her concentration as she listens to Rush Limbaugh. (Seriously, what late-twenties chick listens to Rush Limbaugh?) She usually taps me on my shoulder and asks me if I would ‘mind stopping’ whatever the hell I was doing at that time. Then I just stare back at her and think about how fun it would be to pound her face in with a brick. If she touches me one more time, we’re going to have a body on our hands. Will someone Google ‘how to get rid of a dead annoying bitch’ for me? Much appreciated. Where were we? Oh yes, check out Adriana Lima! She is pretty hot!

Eva Mendez is almost hotter than the Spanish chick I stalk
Spike is launching some random show called PG Porn and it’s weird
Which girl in Girls Aloud would you like to bang? I want them all.
Carmen Electra is doing something and we should all watch
And now… a story about the World’s Biggest Douchebag.
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