Posted By: Shawn On: October 31, 2008
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Just checked my email. Got a message from Shawn. Though I’d pass it along…

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Fri 10/31/2008 12:25 PM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE:

I’m still in Yee-haw Junction. I don’t have a car but I do have an ATM card. Apparently I was drinking at some Moose Lodge that’s frequented by semi-hot chicks who like to get sloshed — or at least that’s what the guy at the front desk told me when I asked him how the hell I ended up in his hotel last night. So I hit up the ATM and I have some cash now but I wasn’t sure where to head until a few hours ago. I was pounding a beer at the Osceola Desert Inn at 9AM this morning, trying to find some functional WiFi in this po-dunk town, and this dude started talking to me. At first I thought he was trying to hit on me or something so I was squeemish and refused to talk to him. Then, he bought me a cinnamon roll and I’ll do anything (just outside of sex with strangers) for a cinnamon roll. This random bum-looking guy was actually a train conductor. So I asked him if he had ever killed anyone with his train and he told me several stories of people commiting suicide while he watched the train roll over their screaming bodies as I ate my food. I told him of my quandry and he offered me a ride north out of here. So that’s my mission, I’m headed north on a freaking train. Let’s see what happens.

Yours,
Shawn

Yup… that’s all I got. Running late. No time for links. Deal with it.

With Love, Meg

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks

Tags: Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 31, 2008
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No time for a story right now. I have to go get all sorts of slutted up for a party.
Click my links.

With Love, Meg

More slutty celebrity Halloween costumes
Hollywood’s hottest horror flick deaths
Kate Moss’ nipples are showing
Umm… whip cream is awesome
Samantha Ronson nude pics

Posted in: Fashion Statements, Shot From The Back

Tags: Halloween, kim kardashian

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 30, 2008
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Here’s what I got from Shawn. You do your best to figure out what the hell he’s been up to… because I really could care less.

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:58 AM
To: Meghan
Subject:

I woke up this morning and had no idea where I was. Normally when this happens it takes me a few minutes to get my bearings and I can pinpoint the most important details of the previous night and form some solid idea of where I am and what I am doing there. No such luck on this AM. Nothing that was in the room or on the furniture was mine. There was a military ID from some girl I had never met, a half-full box of Ecto-Cooler and a few bottles of pills. No one was in the room with me. After a few beats, I realized that I was in some sort of hotel room. I got up, fully dressed already, and made my way into the main room. Nothing. No sign of life anywhere. I don’t even hear any cars driving by or any random noise outside that would lead me to believe that other people besides me where still alive. Did I just miss the rapture? Was I wrong about religion and spirituality? I busted out the front door and a sign that read clear as day ‘Radisson’ gave me a clue — clearly I spent the night in a Radisson Hotel. I was far from home, in a town called Yeehaw Junction, and I couldn’t find my car. I don’t know what else to tell you. More to follow when I figure it all out.

Here are some pics of Blake Lively doing some promos for her show. I’m digging the outfit… I think I have that same skirt in my ’special’ drawer. Click my links or I’ll hunt you down and violate you with a screwdriver.

With Love, Meg

I like Playboy and all that it does
Mischa Barton likes weed
Jesus on a pogo stick
Celebrities are sluts, too
Amy Smart is topless

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements

Tags: Blake Lively

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 30, 2008
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I heard from Shawn this morning. He sent me an email. I really haven’t mentioned much about him because I really don’t have much to mention. People in the office are concerned, so I’ve been keeping a low profile. I don’t want someone to think I killed him… because I didn’t. No, really. I swear. I’ll post his email later. In the meantime, here is hottie AnnaLynne McCord. Man, she has big teeth… but honestly, who’s looking at the horse mouth when she’s got legs like that.
Click my links.

With Love, Meg

I would kill before I would sign this
Christina Aguilera is annoying in space, too
Crack Kills
Hot. No, for reals. Hot.
My dreams have been squashed

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers

Tags: AnnaLynne McCord

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 29, 2008
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Katie Price is useless. Now she’s useless in pink. Her hair is weird. I’m wearing pink today, too. She’s wearing two outfits. If she’s supposed to be this two-face thing, why isn’t her face painted? She looks fat. I wish I could see more cleavage. I want to go home. I need a drink. Is it Friday yet? Oh, I have some links down there… look at that… it’s like 5 little stories within a crappy story about a two-faced fat weirdo that is trying very hard to maximize on her last three minutes of useless fame. LINKS. STAT.

With Love, Meg

Turn off the sound. It’s better that way.
Black and white is always sexy
Janice Dickinson hate the paparazzi
Selma Blair looks hot in Daisy Dukes
I want these panties

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Meet The V-Listers, Uncategorized

Tags: Katie Price

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 29, 2008
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Halloween is the best excuse for girls to be sluts. I’m not arguing against it. I wore a slutty costume last weekend and I am doing the same thing this weekend. Here are some slutty girls to get you in the holiday spirit or whatever. Click my links.

With Love, Meg

More pics from that Bond chick
Yup. She’s hot as a man, too.
For reals? Could you cheat on this piece o’ ass?
Aubrey O’Day doesn’t need Diddy to be a whore
I can see down Jennifer Aniston’s shirt

Posted in: Fashion Statements, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: WWE

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 29, 2008
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A girl in my office lost a bet today. Tomorrow she is going to have a bunch of guys eat breakfast off her naked body. She’s a total milf, so this is causing a stir amongst the random people around here. I’m looking forward to the aftermath of the whole thing. More later. Olga Kurylenko is the new bond chick. She’s also the whore in Hitman and Max Payne. Look her up because she gets naked in just about every movie she’s in. Links, click them.

With Love, Meg

Pick one. There’s 10. I’m going with #5
So this is how she got hot again
Another awesome upskirt from a whore
Nicolette Sheridan’s old ass in a bikini
These people hate the Olsen Twins

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Lingerie, Olga Kurylenko

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