Tila Tequila Has A Pretty Ugly New Girlfriend

Posted By: Shawn On: September 4, 2008
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I’m broken. I woke up this morning and my back was feeling better until about seven seconds ago when I tried to get up and it exploded. I will have to continue crawling around on the ground and using my laptop for anthing day or so. I was using Icy Hot and that seemed to be working well but then everyone would be like ‘what’s that smell? It smells like Icy Hot’ every time I walked in a room and it started to annoy me. I swallowed about 5 or 6 generic over-the-counter back pain pills with no results. This could have something to do with the fact that I still sleep on an inflatable mattress on the floor of my room. Anyhow, check out these pictures of Tila Tequila and her ugly new girlfriend that I meant to post yesterday and forgot about. I will be attempting to crawl over to the refrigerator and grab a beer. Wish me luck.