Pamela Anderson’s Dress Is Too Small

Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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I had this friend that would get drunk and make ‘game plans’ for what he would do if screwed up. My personal favorite was his “Oh Shit, There’s A Dead Hooker In My House” game plan. Here’s what you do…1. Fill the bathtub with ice; 2. Place dead hooker in the ice; 3. Buy curling iron (or borrow one from your girlfriend/wife); 4. Stick curling iron into dead hooker to keep her goods warm; 5. Continue to have free sex with the dead hooker for another few days; 6. Run like hell to a foreign country without expedition laws. Awesome. I am bit disappointed in Pamela Anderson. I know she’s all old and stuff, and her boobs are totally noteworthy asking to be fondled…but WTF? Check out her boobs cause that’s all this bitch has got left then click on my links.

With Love, Meg

I miss the crazy Britney
If the US were run by 6-year-olds we’d be better off
Dita Von Teese supports Wonderbra and I support her boobs
Greatest. Invention. Ever.
I can see Mila Kunis’ boobies

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: pamela anderson, Slut

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