Mila Kunis Wants To Show You Her Sexy Legs

Posted By: Shawn On: September 16, 2008
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Some guy by the name of Chevy Man keeps emailing me naked photos of himself. If your goal, Mr. Chevy Man, was to get me to look at your goods, I accidentally took the bait. I have seen your junk and it is not impressive, sir. You took all of these photos outside which is kind of scary. I can tell you’re in a truck (hence the name Chevy Man) and I can see that the photos were snapped early this month. I don’t know where you are but if you live anywhere near me can you please not skin and eat me? And if you do, will you at least make a big spectacle out of it in the press so this site can explode into the mainstream, posthumously for me of course. I also noticed that you like to keep your shoes on. If you’re driving around naked in your truck or whatever creepy activity you do, do you think the cops will go lightly on you because you have shoes on? That makes you look even more bizarre. Plus, you totally have a Pac Man tattoo! I don’t hate you, Chevy Man, but if you’re going to send me naked pictures of yourself can you please include a naked girl in those pictures to balance things out? Thanks man. Check out these pictures of Mila Kunis with me so I can erase this terrible mental image.