Megan Fox Is Soaking Wet And Really Sexy

Posted By: Shawn On: September 16, 2008
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I’m rocking a pretty scruffy beard right now. I think I’m to the point where it’s more homeless-sheik than rugged and people are starting to point. I’m not as bad as Peter Griffin on that one episode of Family Guy where he gets the rare bird stuck in his beard but it’s getting close. I’m either going to shave today or just rock this sucker until we hit ZZ Top territory. I’m telling you this story because my life is so unpredictable that I can’t seem to keep my face shaved. Thank God I’m not a woman. Megan Fox probably shaves her entire body every other day. You could lick from her toes to her face and you wouldn’t catch a stitch of stubble. I don’t have that dedication so it’s a good thing I’m not a really hot chick. Also, I would touch myself a lot and get naked in public. Cheers to Megan Fox for all of the hard work it takes to look so freaking delicious. Enjoy these photos and a video from her new GQ spread and I’ll rub my hairy face like I’m contemplating something.

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