Jennifer Ellison Has The Rear Of The Year

Posted By: Shawn On: September 12, 2008
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I popped my ‘gun cherry’ a few days ago. No…dirty mind…it did not involve a gun being stuck into any orifice of my body…it involved me shooting the shit out of a paper target for a good hour. I’ll be honest, firing that .45 was better than sex. (Maybe it’s the guys I sleep with? Maybe I’m turned on by raw fire power…who knows…) I felt a little like Lara Croft. I walked in the place in my short Daisy-Duke-esque white shorts, a tank top and flip flops. I got a few random looks, but I walked up to the counter like I owned the place and no one questioned a thing. I have a feeling most of the old camo-ed men in there were looking at my ass, which was fine because they’d been staring at stuffed giraffes all day. (I kid you not, this place had a freaking stuffed giraffe). I bet if this chick, Jennifer Ellison (who happens to be famous for nothing) walked in there, she would have gotten more stares. I mean her ass won her ‘Rear of the Year’…mine has only gotten me a shot of cheap tequila from Shawn after I post for him all day. Click my links, bitches.

With Love, Meg