Jennifer Aniston Is Wearing A Green Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: September 29, 2008
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That chick Meg was going to help me again today as I try to stay alive and post here on Vanity Spy at the same time. She wasn’t able to help because she got all famous after writing for my site. I don’t get it. I deliver like a freaking champion every day and I get nothing and she writes a couple posts for you freaks and she gets to be the Official Hills blogger for MTV or something. At some point, you bastards or going to have to vote for her. You don’t have to watch the show or anything, just vote. Then, when she wins the contest and gets to go to Hollywood (it’s between her and one other chick) I will get wasted and tag along. I can get some sweet upskirt shots of The Hills cast before I get wasted at the open bar and the bouncers kick me out for grabbing Lauren Conrad’s sweet, sweet ass. Enjoy these completely unrelated pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a green bikini while I wonder why I can’t get a God damn break.