I Can See Shauna Sand’s Sexy Ass Thong

Posted By: Shawn On: September 17, 2008
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I went to the bar around the corner from my house last night. I go there pretty much every night to be honest. Last night when I arrived my usual semi-sexy bartender comes up to me and puts her arm around me and goes ‘this guy, I like this guy - Jimmy Neutron!’. You see, apparently she wasn’t working last night and she was completely HAMMERED! She put her arm around me and I got this whiff of vomit and stale beer — it wasn’t from her, someone spilled a beer down the bar. So I said ‘God it smells terrible’ and she walks away and puts a breath mint in her mouth before she comes back. So I just start watching this drunk chick talk to me. It was kind of interesting. By the minute, she was less and less understandable and it became clear that if I wanted to take her home, I could. Then, she disappeared and I didn’t even have time to decide whether or not I would be interested in going home with her. Maybe next time. Check out Shauna Sands.