Dita Von Teese Is Wearing A Wonderbra

Posted By: Shawn On: September 23, 2008
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I have this friend named Ashley who rocks bras like this. I hate them. It’s false advertising. Ashley would go out and wear bras like this with a low-cut shirt and I would think ‘my God she has some huge boobs’ as I dreamed about motorboating them. She would lean over and you would see massive amounts of cleavage and get turned on. I made it a personal mission to see those beautiful boobs and one day (actually, a few times) I laid eyes on them. Ashley’s boobs were tiny. Where I though she was hiding 36C round, amazing boobs she had a small, unimpressive rack. In my mind, this is false advertising of sorts. I chased a girl around simply for her rack and the rack was not there. That’s like some dude pretending he has tons of money and then the girl finds out he’s dead broke. Still, at least I got to see some boobs, unimpressive or not. Check out these photos of Dita Von Teese in a bra.