Christina Ricci Is In A Bikini And Life Is Good

Posted By: Shawn On: September 3, 2008
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I went to the bar last night and this chick who is always the bartender (she’s the best, stiff drinks, tight ass) was staring at me. It was so uncomfortable. She was looking directly at me for what must have been like ten minutes or so. I just kept drinking my Captain and Coke and watching TV. Then, I’m thinking ‘maybe this is it’, ‘maybe this is the night I’m going to bang this chick’. So I look back at her, staring just as hard in her direction. I make one of those ‘I see you looking at me’ looks and I nod my head like I’m in some movie or something. Bingo. Whatever I did, it must have worked because the bartender starts talking to her friends and now they’re all looking at me. No way? Could I possibly take this sexy bartender and a few of her friends back home? My mind was running wild. I’ve been close to a threesome before but the chicks wouldn’t do anything outside of making out with each other. It was kind of a let down. So bartender hottie starts walking towards me. She was doing that sexy ‘hips and ass’ walk and I took another sip of my drink and did that cool head nod again. She comes all the way down to me and grabs a napkin on the way. I’m thinking, ‘obviously she wants to go home and shower after work before our big threesome so she’ll be needing my phone number pronto’. She kind of hesitates when she finally gets up to me so I give her that cool ‘no, it’s OK, let’s do this thing’ look and she keeps truckin’ my way. She looks right into my eyes and goes ‘your nose is bleeding everywhere, it’s like all over your face at this point’. ‘Here, take these napkins, they just redid this bar and if you get blood on it they’ll fire my ass and you’ll be paying the rent’. Then she walked away. Check out these photos of Christina Ricci as I wallow in my shame.