Christina Aguilera Has Some Huge Boobies

Posted By: Shawn On: September 2, 2008
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Dude. I’m so lazy today that I just paid that chick in the next office to do my last post of the day so the amazing stories I have to tell you about will have to wait until tomorrow in the AM. I will, however, tell you that on my way to the office today, some redneck bitch in a giant truck plowed into me at about 30 miles per hour. Then, when I got out to check out the damage, homegirl wouldn’t even get out of the truck. I’m already hobbling around like some kind of Hunchback of South Florida because of my back pain due to excessive Nintendo Wii playing and now this chick dozes off behind the wheel and rear-ends me. So I’m like ‘are you planning on getting out and taking a look at this’? She just stares at me like I have vomit on my shirt (it turns out there was actually some vomit on the breast of my shirt) and stays in the truck. I don’t know if she was drunk, tired or an illegal alien but she just sat there. There wasn’t too much damage to my car and I was hungry as hell so I got back in the driver’s seat and left. What a horrible day. Enjoy these pictures of Christina Aguilera’s giant boobs while I wish I could a nap between them and drink whisky until the sun hit the beach.