Check Out Danielle Lloyd’s Tan Cleavage

Posted By: Shawn On: September 12, 2008
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I went to this bar down the street last night. I know the manager and most of the ‘ladies’ that work there, probably because I am there way too often. It’s one of those ‘rock bars’ where there are hot chicks dancing on poles behind the bar and all the bartenders wear lingerie. I was sitting at my usual spot and this gorgeous drunk chick walks up to me. She was one of the hottest blonds in there and there were no guys around me that she could be stumbling up to, so I’m thinking, “This bitch wants to fight and I am totally not into it right now.” Then she starts rambling on about how she saw me there a few nights earlier and she totally remembered me. She was behind the bar and she couldn’t help but notice how I “had the best legs in the entire place,” and how my “lips look so incredibly soft.” I’m thinking, “Holy Shit…this chick wants to bang me. Do you call it banging when two chicks sleep together? What do I say, I’m not into girls, but she seems sweet and I don’t want to hurt her feelings…? Do I take her home and call on of my guy friends so that they can have their way with her?” Turns out the chick was just looking for a new slutty girl to dance on the pole on their slow nights. Umm…no thanks.
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With Love, Meg