Aubrey O’Day Has Some Pretty Amazing Boobs

Posted By: Shawn On: September 26, 2008
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I have an insane schedule today. I’m heading out in a bit to some crazy contest with hot chicks then I have to go to some other event and then to a club. I’ve been up since 5:15 this morning and I’m already exhausted so maybe some drinks will wake me up. My hopes are to meet an attractive, young, skinny chick with giant boobs who is impressed by my demeanor so I can bring her drunken self back to my inflatable mattress for a rendezvous of epic proportions. I’m headed for this bar called The Square Grouper which takes it’s name from a bail of marijuana that washed up on the shore some years ago. The chicks there are always hammered and some of them are not only hot, they’re also quite rich. There will be a bunch of bands there as well but I’ve never heard of any of them so I don’t really care. If I can find an Aubrey O’Day look-a-like in the crowd tonight, all will be well. Wish me luck and pay me back by clicking my links.